No matter how hard you try
My boobs wobble to the side
And a bra won't do
There's no comments from you

So sagged and uneven
Tape's tired and it's peeling
But after all's tried and failed
They hang low and they start to trail oh!

I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel the weight upon my chest
I really wish I had firmer breasts, oh!
Can you believe my breasts have undone?
I can feel something inside them sway
I really doubt my back's strong enough, oh!

What am I supposed to do?
The tit-tape keeps coming unglued
And I can't hide that
They've lost all their fat

I support but my back's gone
The boys loved my big gongs
But after time has took it's toll
All they seem to do is roll, oh!

Can you believe my breasts are undone?
I can see the end down at my knees
If only i'd grown some double d's, oh
I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel the end bump off my leg
I run and they hit me in the head, oh!

Well I know that my age proves it
And I know I need support
I don't need breasts anymore
I don't need breasts anymore
No, I don't need breasts anymore
No, I don't need breasts anymore

Do you believe my breasts haven't grown?
I can feel the things on my side sway
I'm sure they've drooped since yesterday, oh
I can't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel them drooping everyday
I really don't think tape's strong enough, no!

I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can see them when they start to sway
I really can't bare to get them weighed, no
Do you believe my breast's have undone?
I can feel the weight on my spine strain
I really need something strong enough, oh!