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Song Parodies -> "Don't Believe"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Believe"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Poor old Cher. Age appears to be taking its toll on her
No matter how hard you try
My boobs wobble to the side
And a bra won't do
There's no comments from you

So sagged and uneven
Tape's tired and it's peeling
But after all's tried and failed
They hang low and they start to trail oh!

I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel the weight upon my chest
I really wish I had firmer breasts, oh!
Can you believe my breasts have undone?
I can feel something inside them sway
I really doubt my back's strong enough, oh!

What am I supposed to do?
The tit-tape keeps coming unglued
And I can't hide that
They've lost all their fat

I support but my back's gone
The boys loved my big gongs
But after time has took it's toll
All they seem to do is roll, oh!

Can you believe my breasts are undone?
I can see the end down at my knees
If only i'd grown some double d's, oh
I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel the end bump off my leg
I run and they hit me in the head, oh!

Well I know that my age proves it
And I know I need support
I don't need breasts anymore
I don't need breasts anymore
No, I don't need breasts anymore
No, I don't need breasts anymore

Do you believe my breasts haven't grown?
I can feel the things on my side sway
I'm sure they've drooped since yesterday, oh
I can't believe my breasts have undone
I can feel them drooping everyday
I really don't think tape's strong enough, no!

I don't believe my breasts have undone
I can see them when they start to sway
I really can't bare to get them weighed, no
Do you believe my breast's have undone?
I can feel the weight on my spine strain
I really need something strong enough, oh!
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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Larry Hensley - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This is how the original should have gone. 5's
Dumb Ass Kid - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Larry. Your comment has made me as happy as.... er... Larry (?!)
Serafina - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a song I don't much care for. I don't really like Cher all that much either. 5's ;)
Dumb Ass Kid - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Serafina, thanx
malcolm higgins - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
yours is the breast of the two we wrote about boobies today 5-5-5
Dumb Ass Kid - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Malc
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Very good.
Dumb Ass Kid - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen : )
egg lover 9000 - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
this is so funny!!!!!u really kept it with the beat of the song!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, egg lover! Very kind : )
Mike Juergens - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
As if Cher's tits were what made her a star. What deserves to be ridiculed is everyone's obsession with not showing any age.
Tj - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I didnt like this parody, not even funny, by the way cher's breasts are nice and they arent "undone" or whatever.

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