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Song Parodies -> "Goat Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Goat Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You came home from the grocery store
And I was just feeling bored
Now I worried about
Some thing you're just taking out
That cheese is gross, I can't stand that
I smelled it, cause it's way too bad
Not after all is said and done
This could've been the stinky one, no!

You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though
You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though

What am I supposed to do?
Now I have to be telling you
Well I can't eat that
I'd just want to turn back
You've made my sandwiches taste awful
You've ruined my appetite, it's bashful
This is the only cheese I'd really hate
I'd rather argue and debate, since

You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though
You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though

Well I know I can't get through this
So you think my bones are weak?
And I don't want it now and then
No, I don't want it now and then
Oh, I don't want it now and then
No, I don't want it now and then (Ewww!)

You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though
You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though
You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though
You bought goat cheese, but I had enough
I can't eat just one, it tasted gross
I really think to me, it's way too tough though (fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Dylan Baranski - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but there's a place near my house that sells goat cheese.
JP - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
One of your better parodies. 5's.
Max Power - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Even a squirrel can find it's acorn.
Jason - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Or even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Eac Zefron - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
to Max Power: ixnay on the apostrophay. What you just said was "a squirrel can find it is acorn"; if you wanna show possession to "it", then you are NEVER supposed to use an apostrophe in "its." By the way I didn't much care for this parody; TSB has some better stuff.

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