No matter how hard you try
I won't stop turning 35
No it can't be true
No way I'm 52

It's so sad that I'm aging
This youth, I am staging
My plastic surgeon won't complain
As long as he gets paid

Can you believe
That I look so young?
I'll give you 5 grand to lift my face
But, I really don't think it's high enough, no
Can you believe
That I look so young?
I just liposuctioned off my waist
But, I really don't think it's small enough, no

Everytime I visit my surgeon
He fills my lips with collagen
And they're just too full
I can't talk, sing or chew

My doctor's bill is climbing
And my voice is so whiny
I don't know how much I can take
Now I'm 100% fake

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