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Song Parodies -> "My Spam Will Go On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Spam Will Go On"

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The Lyrics

I made this up in math class one day....needless to say I didn't learn much that year.......It's a bit morbid, but enjoy...........
Every can is filled with
Pink meat from poor roadkill
Raccons, coyotes, and cats

Far across the freeway
It runs and gets plastered
That is the meat found in Spam

Real, cheap
Cows geese or sheep
I believe that my Spam will go on
Once a furry
Goat named Murry
Now he's here in a can and
My Spam will go on and on

You can eat Spam one time
And throw up for a long time
Indigestion is a small price to pay

Spam is gross and gooey
And sometimes real chewy
But it's just two-fifty a can


It tastes good
Just like fake meat should
And I know that my Spam will go on
Barbeque or plain will do
And it's here in a can and
My Spam will go on and on

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