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Song Parodies -> "My Farts Will Live On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Farts Will Live On"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Every night while I sleep
I make them. I feel them
Then my wife kicks me onto the couch

I make them at work
And in the subway
They always linger on

Near, far, wherever you are
You can tell that my farts will live on
Once more you open the door
To air out the room
And the stink still goes on and on

Farts can deeply touch us
And last for a lifetime
Sometimes even past we are gone

Love was when I farted on you
I'm glad I didn't hold it in
In my life I'll always take them

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the stench will live on
Once more you open the window
To air out you're car
And still my farts will go on

There are some farts that stay and some that go away

You run, you can't stand the smell
And I know that my farts will go on
You'll run, if I don't hold my buns
And I miss you like crazy
And my farts will go on and on

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Farty McFart Fart - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
That was superb! An excellent parody! 5-5-5!
John Barry - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I smell farts rather than listen to Celine any day.
Lee - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody about a classic topic. =) 5's.
Christie Marie M - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(S)he who smelt it dealt it! Just following your basic in-stinks! Smelling ya 5's!
Johnny Ramone - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
A lizard belching and farting is more tuneful than anything Celine Dion does any day. Even when she covers other people's songs she totally destroys them beyond belief. Take her back, Canada! We're sorry for what we did to you in the War of 1812.

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