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Song Parodies -> "Dave Will Not Be Pleased!"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty And The Beast"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Dave Will Not Be Pleased!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this about the problem a song writing partnership had writing for daves Artistry comp !
Been looking for a rhyme,
hard you will a-gree,
should i follow trends,
hoping it tran-sends
singing it off key.

Song we must arrange,
hard to say the least,
hearing is impaired,
notes are unprepared,
dave will not be pleased.

Never will find fame,
ever a reprise,
ever such a chore,
and never lyric whore,
as the song it dies.

(whoa oh oh oh !)

Ever it's so lame,
never a surprise,
clever words don't pour,
never puns ga-lore,
at the funs demise.

oh oh oh
thought i had a rhyme,
it seems that i was wrong!
think that it was mange,
same as your key change!
darling that's so wrong.
parody is done (wasn't that such fun !)
writing was a beast.
taken all my time.
song has come out fine,
dave will be so pleased !

It was an up-hill climb.
think i'll stick to mime.
when is it re-leased

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Matthias - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Dave might not have been pleased, but I was. Lately I can actually understand your parodies that that makes me happy.
Below Average Dave - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
HEEHEEhee- - -I will be leaving a rather lengthy comment on this one upon my Artistry Comment:)
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pleasant, to say the least. :)
Rex - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good work on a topic we all can relate to.
Ethan Mawyer - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Artistry - I can relate to this...I'm sure most parody writers can as shown by previous comments...and this may be the only thing of yours that I've read so far and had no trouble understanding.
Mikey Squirrel - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You nailed it right on the head. I can so relate. Good work, Tomario.
poomaster - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Dave likes taking dumps!
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wrting specifically for a comp is always a bit tricky; the more guidelines the harder. Well done.
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) THE BEAST OF YOUR WORK PAID OFF. . and I'm not saying that just because of lines like "dave will be so pleased !", but you are absolutely right . . .I AM Pleased, my favorite by you with on spot pacing, perfectly tied, and absolutely hilarious. . .I loved it. I don't know if you are as bad a singer as you claim, but you are a very talented writer, though I may not have thought that on all your writings, this one shows how good you really are.

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