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Song Parodies -> "My Apartment Stalker"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Apartment Stalker"

Parody Written by:

Alex

The Lyrics

Every night in my bed
I wait for and fear you
That's because I know you stalk on

I wish there were distance
And spaces between us
Yet you follow me and stalk on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on

Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on

If you touch me one time
I'll put you in jail for a lifetime
But you'll still call my cell 'til you're gone

Fear is when I fear you
And you scare me and creep me out, too
In my life you'll always stalk on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on

Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on

You're here, the climax of my fear
And I know my burglar alarm is not on
If you won't obey the restraining order and stay away
I'm not safe in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on

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Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Scary, but well written. As long as your stalker wasn't Celine...;-)555
Alex - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
*gasp* i am shocked... someone gave me all ones! lol just joking, i appreciate that not everyone will enjoy my sense of humor... maybe it was celine, kristof!

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