Song Parodies -> My Apartment Stalker
| Original Song Title: | "My Heart Will Go On" |
| Original Performer: | Celine Dion |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Apartment Stalker" |
| Parody Written by: | Alex |
Every night in my bed
I wait for and fear you
That's because I know you stalk on
I wish there were distance
And spaces between us
Yet you follow me and stalk on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on
Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
If you touch me one time
I'll put you in jail for a lifetime
But you'll still call my cell 'til you're gone
Fear is when I fear you
And you scare me and creep me out, too
In my life you'll always stalk on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on
Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
You're here, the climax of my fear
And I know my burglar alarm is not on
If you won't obey the restraining order and stay away
I'm not safe in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
I wait for and fear you
That's because I know you stalk on
I wish there were distance
And spaces between us
Yet you follow me and stalk on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on
Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
If you touch me one time
I'll put you in jail for a lifetime
But you'll still call my cell 'til you're gone
Fear is when I fear you
And you scare me and creep me out, too
In my life you'll always stalk on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that you'll come and stalk on
Once more you break down the door
And you're here in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
You're here, the climax of my fear
And I know my burglar alarm is not on
If you won't obey the restraining order and stay away
I'm not safe in my apartment
My apartment stalker will go on
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Scary, but well written. As long as your stalker wasn't Celine...;-)555
*gasp* i am shocked... someone gave me all ones! lol just joking, i appreciate that not everyone will enjoy my sense of humor... maybe it was celine, kristof!
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