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Song Parodies -> "The Haze Will Go On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"The Haze Will Go On"

Parody Written by:

Composer-Conductor

The Lyrics

In the late 1990s, farmers in Indonesia burnt away large parts of the forest to clear the land. The smoke was driven into neighbouring Singapore and people got sick for months. The original parody had come out before on a newspaper, having been written by a journalist, when the haze was getting so bad that cars nearly crashed and people nearly suffocated to death. I have recreated the parody, using the same title.
Every day when I go out
I smell you, I breathe you
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
From forests ablazing
You have come to show you're still on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the haze does go on
Once more, you enter my lungs
And you blacken my heart
And my heart will soon cease to pump

Hope you touch us one time
And be gone the next time
And never come as you please

You were there; I loathed you!
Causing me asthmatics
In my life you shall not go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the haze does go on
Once more, you enter my lungs
And you blacken my heart
And my heart will soon cease to pump

There is some smoke that will not go away

You're here, shit I have to fear
And I know that my heart will soon stop
Don't stay forever this way
You only spoil my heart
And my heart will soon cease to work

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