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Song Parodies -> "My Nightmares Will Go On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Nightmares Will Go On"

Parody Written by:

LCJ von Stinkenhein

The Lyrics

Okay, I originally wrote this as a dedication to a school teacher (he still works there *shudder*) But since you don't know him feel free to use your imagination, just picture your most hated and feared person or thing, like Bill Gates or photo frames.....
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you,
that is how you drive me insane.
Far across the distance and spaces between us,
you have come to cause me great pain.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that your presence haunts on.
Once more, I cannot ignore,
you are here in my dreams and
these nightmares go on and on.

Fear can touch us one time,
and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're gone.
Fear was when I saw you, from then on, I loathed you,
why can't I be hit by a train?

Near, far, wherever you are,
can't escape from the terror that, is you.
Once more, I wish my eyesight was poor
but your image remains here,
the horror goes on and on.

You're here, you're all that I fear,
wanna douse my eyes with gasoline.
You'll stay, forever this way, you remain in my nightmares,
these dreams will go on and on.
Copyright 2004, LCJ inc. (TaDaaa)

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Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You must be a crappy student; all MY teachers LOVED me. I'm kidding, this was pretty good but needed more comical lines like the dousing the eyes with gasoline part.
Hindibunni - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
In all your dreams, huh? Is that fear or... obsession? ;-)
elie - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that this was a very good way to depict this song. It made me laugh and it was also kind of creepy, but in a good way :-)
Wijenne - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha. Made me laugh, especially the douse my eyes with gasoline part, and wish my eyesight were poor. Great.

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