-> "Going Through the Lotion"
Original Song Title:
"Going Throught the Motions"
Original Performer:
Cast, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
Parody Song Title:
"Going Through the Lotion"
The Lyrics
Hubby:
Every single night
The same appointment
Squeeze the tube and rub it in
How I love to hate
This smelly ointment
For my muscle ache
Rub it in my skin
Working out all day and now I pay
For gallons of Ben Gay
Yes I've been
Going through the lotion
Or I'd go insane
It's the only thing that soothes the pain
I was quite a jock
And so athletic
Seems that I am getting old
Now my ankles lock
I have arthritis
And I'm always cold
Wife:
And he's growing mold-
Hubby:
That is what I'm told
Wife:
Boy, I hate that gel, that awful smell
And you can really tell
That he's been
Going through the lotion
Smears it everywhere
Puts it in weird places, yes I swear!
Hubby:
These pains are just quite the bummer
I am Pfizers' best cust-ummer
Wife: He could really use..
Hubby: A hummer!
I don't want to be
Going through the lotion
Buying all this cream
But I'm sore today
I need more Ben Gay
In a tube or spray
I scream!
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