Song Parodies -> Slytherin
| Original Song Title: | "Glycerine" |
| Original Performer: | Bush |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slytherin" |
| Parody Written by: | Jared |
OK, this is my FINAL parody of this song, I promise!Anyhoo, doing the almost-obligatory Harry Potter parody with this one....I know there's a bunch of fans around hee...hope ya like it!
Hope for the house, that helps you out
Where will you go? There's no way to know
Your house is declared, you will go there
Everybody wonders where
You're all nerves
If you're disturbed
If you join, you will serve.
But you must remember that
It's all up to the Hat
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin
Ravenclaw is not
Where you truly belong
Gryffindor
Is not for the truly storng
Hufflepuff's deal
Is not what is real
And with us now
You will rule with fists of steel
If you treat Muggles well
You do not belong
You must realize
That our pure blood makes us strong
And the Hat says you'll join...
Can't be easy on anyone
The magic here is dark
Do you wear the Mark?
Friend to none, like the shark
Slytherin
Slytherin
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin
Slytherin
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
Power lies within...
Do not deny
The power is here
Be a god by seventh year
Unstoppable
Destroy Muggles
Crush your foes into rubble
And the Hat says you'll join...
Can't be easy on anyone
Slytherin
Where will you go? There's no way to know
Your house is declared, you will go there
Everybody wonders where
You're all nerves
If you're disturbed
If you join, you will serve.
But you must remember that
It's all up to the Hat
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin
Ravenclaw is not
Where you truly belong
Gryffindor
Is not for the truly storng
Hufflepuff's deal
Is not what is real
And with us now
You will rule with fists of steel
If you treat Muggles well
You do not belong
You must realize
That our pure blood makes us strong
And the Hat says you'll join...
Can't be easy on anyone
The magic here is dark
Do you wear the Mark?
Friend to none, like the shark
Slytherin
Slytherin
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin
Slytherin
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
Power lies within...
Do not deny
The power is here
Be a god by seventh year
Unstoppable
Destroy Muggles
Crush your foes into rubble
And the Hat says you'll join...
Can't be easy on anyone
Slytherin
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