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Song Parodies -> "Crystal Ball"

Original Song Title:

"Neon Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Crystal Ball"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

This parody was a request by a pixiv dude I know from somewhere who had a crystal ball in his hand. So he requested me to do a parody about it. So without further ado...
[Verse 1]
When your palm gets read, on top of your head,
You ask the gypsy, about your future,
He lifts a curse, on you.
Before you went downtown and thought of what you did,
Never wondering what the gypsy hid,
It must be a secret, never going through.
He sends you a farewell, beneath the spell of a crystal ball.

[Chorus]
It might cost you one fortune,
To make you rich and more important.
It puts a spell on you sending you out of the blue,
From a crystal ball.

[Verse 2]
They'd send you to a world where the desert is,
A future comes, and soon you'll give,
Honor to Aladdin, on this magic carpet.
He tells him how you got here, you will explain why,
And how you appeared from the sky,
Making you wonder why you got that spell.
But, I hope you get well, get rid of the spell from a crystal ball.

[Chorus]
It might cost you one fortune,
To make you rich and more important.
It puts a spell on you sending you out of the blue,
From a crystal ball.

[Verse 3]
I'm the dude that sent Darius a request,
I send him good luck on his quest,
And a guest that comes in, will show him all around,
So, I hope he gets well, and gets rid of the spell from a crystal ball.

[Chorus]
It might cost you one fortune,
To make you rich and more important.
It puts a spell on you sending you out of the blue,
From a crystal ball.

[Chorus]
It might cost you one fortune,
To make you rich and more important.
It puts a spell on you sending you out of the blue,
From a crystal ball.

[Chorus]
It puts a spell on you sending you out of the blue,
From a crystal ball.
Thanks for the request, pixiv dude and we'll see you in the next.
(C) Darius Studios.

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