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Song Parodies -> "Condoleeza"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Condoleeza"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

This is laughable...what do you think Condy RIce is gonna say? "Yes, Bush screwed up, let's take him out back and beat the crap out of him." Ha! The reason it took so long to get a hearing is because Bush was trying to give her time to memorize her lines...
Condoleeza,
Don't you know you've come a long, long way?
We've been waiting to hear you
Speak the words that Bush told you to say.
Condoleeza,
The spotlight surely hurts your eyes.
You'll try your best to redeem him when you go in to testify.

Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
(Oh, Condoleeza.)
Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
Condy, Bush is through.

Condoleeza.
These are some grim and dreary times.
US Troops are dying
In Iraq, on the front lines
Condoleeza,
You're a figurative scape-goat, see?
But Bush is still going down as the dumbest Prez in US History.

George W. Bush is gone, no matter...what you say
Since 9/11, Bush has thrown his...mind away

Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
(Oh, Condoleeza.)
Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
Condy, Bush is through.

Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
(Oh, Condoleeza.)
Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
Condy, Bush is through.

Instrumental.

Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
(Oh, Condoleeza.)
Condo-leeeeeeeee-za
(Oh, Condoleeza Rice.)
Condy, Bush is through.

(Repeat till the end)

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Billy Florio - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sync, I think this is the 4th time this month that youve done a song that I didnt know......stop it! lol, I want to read yours lol

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