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Song Parodies -> "Gonorrhoea"

Original Song Title:

"My Maria"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Gonorrhoea"

Parody Written by:

Dai

The Lyrics

My Maria
Don't you show thighs cos they're molluscum
I've been going to see her
When yeasts around, she takes my news with grace

Sweet Maria
The symtoms causing burning highs
And a swollen, tender groin that discharges milk white

Gonnorhea (gonnorhea, molluscum, oh gonnorhea)
Urethra burning too (gonnorhea, molluscum, urethra burning too)

Gonnorhea
There were some new, green-yellow glands
Just some warts around you, bring back, the yeast in time
Trichomonas, you're an inflammation of me
Use metronidazole for symptoms sore and itchy

Cerfixime's just right when you writhe in pain
The treatments so right lady
Take cream this way

Gonnorhea (gonnorhea, molluscum, oh gonnorhea)
Urethra burning too (gonnorhea, molluscum, urethra burning too)
Gonnorhea (gonnorhea, molluscum, oh gonnorhea)
Urethra burning too (gonnorhea, molluscum, urethra burning too)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a case of a parody being so insanely whacked, grossly crazy, twistedly warped, and just plain WACKO that I want to give it 5's - so, I did !
Birgitta - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Dai,this is disgusting- :-D GJ!
Pope John Paul III - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I declare this "Disgusting Friday", where people write funny but gross songs.
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Pippin and I were trying to decide between 'diarrhea' and 'pyorrhea' for this song (the DW Stevenson version), but I think we'll skip it now... ;-D
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Paul Wooten - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA!! 555 I met BW STEPHENSON 32 years ago. He would have loved this.
Guy - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Descriptive! Probably more information than I needed, but fives for being so disgusting. Well done.
aoid - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I can sum that whole parody up in ONE WORD: CRAP.
Burning in Raleigh - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I have gonnorhea right now...ad this song is not funny to me : (

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