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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"My Maria"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

in this business, it's all about timing. (if you know what i mean!) note: i improvised and did the MP3 recording first, which i couldn't understand myself. so this is kind of a translation. ps: the MIDI i used was somewhat screwed.
Diarrhea
And I know you smell like poopie
Other people hate you but that is all right with me
Feces gravy
And I love to smell you all day
People think it's stupid but I don't care if they think I'm gay
Diarrheeeeeeeeeeeeea smells
Diarrheeeeeeeeeeeee
Diarrhea you smell like poop
Diarrhea
And I have to improvise
People tell me to flush you not keep you
If I said I did I'd be telling lies
And I know that
Other people can't stand the smell
But if they can't take it then they all can go to hell
You are the sunlight when the room smells good
And you smell better than when I burn wood
i be out mon.

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T.J. Spindler - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This Is Funny! I Haven't Been Around Because I've Been Working On My Website! 5,5,5! Who The Heck Would Give This A 1,1,1? What A Coward! The 1,1,1 Goblin Attacked You! That Fat @$$! tj out to check my site
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
maybe its the one guy track down guy
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
http://www.cheatplanet.com/funny/503.gif
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
here's some funny junk: Redneck Currency Translator! To get Southeastern money value, multiply the American money value by 783.6990596112852664576802507837 (772.7272727272 is not correct) Examples: $22 American = $17,241.38 Redneck $638 American = $500,000
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
finally... "Get rid of Feminine Odor." the ad off to the side. hmm... maybe that girl i mentioned in another song could use that... lolj(ust)k(idding).
Katie - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
hey whats http://www.cheatplanet.com/funny/503.gif? lol i have to say ur title of this song isnt as orignal as u would think. i remember when i was like 10 hearing this song and actually thinking that diarea was the name of the song- silly me!
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
the deal is, i was bored and felt like doing bathroom humor. i confused this song the same way as you-and lucky me, i remembered it!
Anny - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
ummmmm...MMM'KAY then...yeeeeahhh..i must have no lyfe to be reading about bathroom humour! oh well..just bored. kewl, but gross
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This "Diarrhea" parody is so very very funny! Oh I simply must favour it with the 5,5,5 of Poopie Longstocking Approval !!
Kathy G. - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, what's that song: When you slide into first ....something, something....Diarrhea, Diarrhea....?
Jeff Reuben - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(and you feel a little burst)
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Pervie Legstripping, I didn't know you knew any country music. Do you actually know this original song?
aoit - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Poopie's not gonna respond to that. He's dead. When he was alive, he commented and 5-5-5-ed every parody that had to do with toilet humour, whether or not he knew TOS.

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