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Song Parodies -> "I Love Being Single"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Being Single"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

Bad News, Britney got married. Good News, it was just a joke. Worst News, she's out there looking for another victim...
Oh my God!!! What'd I do!!!

I saw him there losing to the slot machine
We'd known each other since we were seventeen
My heartbeat was going strong
I showed him my favorite thong

And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till we'd call it matrimony

Yeah me!

And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Until I'd be a divorcee!

Yeah with me running!!!!

I hated getting married
Keep the cab running another minute, baby
I hated getting married
So, come on, sign the annulment quickly!!

Yikes, that was close!!!

He smiled, so we got up and I took his name
"It won't matter." I said. "I won't take the blame."
He said, "Can I take you home so we can be alone?"
And next thing you know I was moving on
And he wasn't with me, yeah me
And I was single again!

Yeah, I was.

Running!!!!

I hated getting married
Keep the cab running another minute, baby
I hated getting married
So, come on, sign the annulment quickly!!

I hate getting married
'Cause it ruins my life
I hated getting married

I said, "Oh my god, what have I just gone!!!"
He said, "Can I take you home so we can be alone?"
And next thing you know I was moving on
And he wasn't with me, yeah me
And I was single again!

Yeah, I was

Running!!!!

I love being single
So give your love to Christina Aguilera
I love being single
So come on, hurry up, and sign the annulment!!!

I love being single
So give your love to Jessica Simpson
I love being single
So come on, hurry up, and sign the annulment!!!

I love being single
So give your love to Mandy Moore
I love being single
So come on, hurry up, and sign the annulment!!!

I love being single
So give your love to Shakirah
I love being single
So come on, hurry up, and sign the annulment!!!

I love being single
So give your love to Leanne Rimes
I love being single
So come on, hurry up, and sign the annulment!!1

He told me had starred on Seinfeld!!!!!

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Jack - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not originally by Britney! Obviously you've never heard the original version by Joan Jett! Never heard the Britney version, but I can guarantee you the Joan version is 10,000 times better! Find out the original artist next time, don't originally assume that the remake artist is the original one.
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Thor needs to read this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joanjettandtheblackhearts2.shtml (you, too, Jack if you haven't already - I think you'll appreciate it)
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
PS - it's much better than 1s: the "Showed my favourite thong" line is pretty cute, too.
thor 2000 - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness I didn't realize this earlier, but I accidently put the decade as 90s! I meant 2000s! Now I expect to hear from the decade police!
not the decade police, but Mister X - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I forgot my ticket pad at home... but you're right.
aoid - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
To Jack: It doesn't matter who it's originally by. It says "based on the performance by", so it reflects whoever's version the parody author intended.

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