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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Hockin' At My Door"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Hockin' At My Door"

Parody Written by:

neminem

The Lyrics

I had this in my unfinished folder for seriously about two years. I finally dredged it up and added (not very funny) verses onto the (much funnier, in my opinion) chorus part. So if you think this parody is pretty lame... I agree. But it's one less song in my todo file ;-).
Don't hock at my door
Don't hock at my door

Your game's up,
I don't wanna shop,
I don't want that flop,
Better leave, or I'll call the cops,
Finally
I sit down at last,
Totally relaxed,
And then the doorbell starts ringin':
You'll be happy if you buy one -
It's better than ever but I'm,
I'm tellin' you now

Don't go hockin' at my door!
I don't want one - that's for sure.
You say I'll need it like crazy,
but I ain't buyin' that
You better get off my flat
Don't go hockin' at my door!

I can see
It's no mystery
It's so clear to me
You get cash if you sell to me.
It's OK
I can sleep at night
You're just urban blight,
But I can hear you all saying
You'll be happy if you have one -
It's better than ever but I'm,
I'm tellin' you now

Don't go hockin' at my door!
I don't want one that's for sure.
You say I'll need it like crazy, but
you know I've got a gun.
You better get off my lawn.

Don't go hockin' at my door!
I don't want one that's for sure.
You say I'll need it like crazy, but
you know I've got a gun.
You better get off my lawn.

Don't hock at my door
Don't hock at my door
Don't hock at my door
Do what you want
As long as you don't come back

Don't go hockin' at my door
I don't want one that's for sure
And no I ain't buyin' that
You better get off my flat

Don't go hockin' at my door!

[repeat chorus to taste ;-)]

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