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Song Parodies -> "That Guy From Kung Fu"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Still Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"That Guy From Kung Fu"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A song about how weird David Carradine is.
(David Carradine is still that guy from Kung Fu, it's boring)
And now his star, star's falling
Fu's rerunning

I saw him, Kung Fu's dude named "Caine," the one who's balding
I question that Kung Fu
And on Lizzie McGuire, that dude, he was just guest starring
He no longer a star, he was balder than the moon

People watched Kung Fu like every night
Don't see crap like that these days
Chinese bald guy named Caine

Chorus:
And now his star's falling
Fu's rerunning
That guy from Kung Fu
And now his fame is fading
He'll always be
That guy from Kung Fu

Bald David Carradine, that show is done, my!
Too much soul (too much soul), that show was never gold, no
Carr'dine was that bald guy Caine, the earth would never 'gain be strong
That Caine is an old fart and the show's a bunch of bull

I said Carradine is an old fart
He will give people bad dreams
Forever, stop our hearts

Chorus:
And now his star's falling
Fu's rerunning
That guy from Kung Fu
And now his fame is fading
He'll always be
That guy from Kung Fu

Wanna watch Kung Fu?
I Never wan' watch Kung Fu
Was the bald spot real
Well, my heart tells me it's real
So real, so real

Chorus:
And now his star's falling
Fu's rerunning
That guy from Kung Fu
And now his fame is fading
He'll always be
That guy from Kung Fu

David Carradine sucks, that's true
But he'll always be Caine from Kung Fu
Dented my heart, he'll ruin my dreams
No matter how many ep'sodes we've seen
I promise you that I won't forget
The day I dissed or the day we met
Kung Fu fell and the star may tilt
He's the guy from, that guy from Kung Fu

Chorus:
And now his star's falling
Fu's rerunning
That guy from Kung Fu
And now his fame is fading
He'll always be
That guy from Kung Fu

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David Carradine - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The best yet!
Grimley Fieendish - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Kung Fu ! Pah Everyone knows that the Lancastrian Martial art of Ecky Thump is far superior to that of Kung Fu ! Personally I'm waiting for Kill Bill ! (And you thought that Bullet Time was Cool....).

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