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Song Parodies -> "Change My Pickup Time (A School Bus Driver's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Change My Pickup Time (A School Bus Driver's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

My school bus picku ptime is too early for me now. They recently changed it to 6:24 A.M., which means less of a Britney jam.
Oh Betty, Betty
How was I supposed to know
6:24's too early
Oh Betty, Betty
I ain't got time to lock doors
But then I'm on the bus, yeah
My pickup time's too early
Tell me Betty 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My tardiness is killing me (And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
I must confess I'm not early (Not early)
When I'm not early I lose my mind
I should resign
Betty, change my pickup time

Oh Betty, Betty
Lost music time because of you
Boy, it's cold outside!
Too many students
There's nothing that I can really do
It's not the way I planned it
My pickup time's too early
Tell me Betty 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My tardiness is killing me (And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
I must confess I'm not early (Not early)
When I'm not early I lose my mind
I should resign
Betty, change my pickup time


Oh Betty, Betty how was I supposed to know
Oh Betty Betty, it must be 6:24
I must confess, that my tardiness is killing me now
Don't you know I my CDs,
Then you will be here
not enough time
Betty change my pickup time

Chorus:
My tardiness is killing me (And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
I must confess I'm not early (Not early)
When I'm not early I lose my mind
I should resign
Betty, change my pickup time

[The following verses are played simultaneously]

I must confess, that my tardiness is killing me now
Don't you know I my CDs,
Then you will be here
not enough time
Betty change my pickup time
[My tardiness is killing me (And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
I must confess I'm not early (Not early)
When I'm not early I lose my mind
I should resign
Betty, change my pickup time]

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
A tribute to Miss Crabtree (South Park) Ha! Ha! :)

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