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Song Parodies -> "Freddie One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Freddie One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Sega

The Lyrics

The Freddie in this song is, of course, Freddie Mercury. This idea came from me babbling "hey what would happen if Britney dated Freddie... that would be disturbing..." and then someone said "he'd end up with AIDS again!" and that's the idea of the song.
Oh baby, baby... Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That I was HIV positive
Oh baby, baby
I really shoulda let you know
Not given you the virus
Show me how you got it from me
Tell me baby
'cause I really know now
oh, because
The AIDS virus
Is killing me (but I)
I must confess
You're still sexy (still sexy)
When I got tested I lost my mind
We're both gonna diiiie
So hit me Freddie one more time!
Oh baby baby
The reason you're sick is me
It really kinda sucks now
Oh pretty baby
There's nothin' that I didn't do
I was kinda slutty
Show me how you got it from me
Tell me baby
'cause I really know now
oh, because
The AIDS virus
Is killing me (but I)
I must confess
You're still sexy (still sexy)
When I got tested I lost my mind
We're both gonna diiiie
So hit me Freddie one more time!
Oh baby baby
Oh baby baby
Oh baby baby
how was I supposed to know
oh pretty baby
I shoulda told you ohhhh
I must confess
That my AIDS virus
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
If there is a cure
Hit me Freddie one more time!

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a really funny parady! I pissed my pants laughing. However, Freddie wouldn't date Britany, because he was gay! Althought I do wish she would get something as deadly as AIDS! Ha! Ha! I miss Freddie (sob) (Sniffle) (Blow)!!!!
hyp - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think you could get any more disrepectful than this. Not funny at all.
farrokh bulsara - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
these are the days of our lives sad things in life were so few those days are all gone, now but some things remain... when I look, and I find.. I still love you I still love you freddie
farrokh bulsara - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
these are the days of our lives sad things in life were so few those days are all gone, now but some things remain... when I look, and I find.. I still love you I still love you freddie
J.Marie - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
my mom LuVed Ur band:) me i always liked the songs but never got the band consept (my fave band is good charlotte!) HEY u woulda LuVed J.LO'S butt! it's just what u sang about and my butt is the same thing as J.Lo's guyz LuV it! and I gotta HUGE crush on eminem! oh and yes my butt is big!! 2 guyz thought i was j.lo
Spongebob - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
actually i wish i was bob freddy was a bi
J.Marie - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
spongebob is right!! he was bisexual and that eMINEM and I are homophobics
J.Marie - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
yea but i got the same thought about J.Lo and well i'm thinking about the song Superman by eminem and am thinkin of using the lyric "Cuz i just gave jen hiv just gave jen hiv just gave jen hiv just gave jen hiv I just gave jen hiv just gave jen hiv just gave jen hiv jen hiv jen hiv" then he'd [freddy] would moan! and jen would give the virus to ben!!
Adam - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This just goes to show how disrespectful and downright shameful a human being can be at times. This was a blatant show of disrespect to the late Great Freddie Mercury. The greatest frontman & voice Rock & Roll has ever seen or will ever. I can only hope and pray that there was some way I could get ahold of this no count son of a bitch and choke the life right out him. These are the kind of low acts by another than could drive a man to cold blooded murder.
J.Marie - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
the guy was cool but i couldn't stand his lifestyle
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, 1: Rot in hell homophobe. I have reasons to be against Christanity, but this is one of the better reasons. 2: You are a disgrace to socity and the world. 3: Freddie Mercury was a god, who cares if he was gay?
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, and your a Good Charlotte fan too? It's no wonder that you disgrace this god named Freddie Mercury!
Wonder_Goth - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
J.Marie likes Good Charlotte? J.marie you have A HORRIBLE taste in music! Sega, you are an Asshole and a busted condom. Also, J.marie and "I wish I was bob geldof", you both have attrocious spelling.

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