Baby, workouts are for fools
I see a sofa, I start to drool
Baby, do you like to lounge? Oh,
Instead of groovin lets curl up on the couch

Every time you look at me
I'm in my boxers, and watchin tv
Dozin off, I start to snore
Slackin off all day, I never do my chores

Because I'm lazy!
I always sleep!
I'm so exhausted from counting sheep
Lazy! But it just ain't right
Vegetating all day just to sleep at night

(YAWN)

Baby, could you hit the snooze?
The thought of workin, gives me the blues
Baby, I think you're so swe-e-et, but...
Why aren't you makin, me somethin to eat?
Chips and pretzels on the floor
If we're running out could you run to the store?

You know I'm lazy!
I always sleep!
I'm so exhausted, from counting sheep
Lazy! but it just ain't right
Vegetating all day just to sleep at night

Lazy! I always sleep!
I'm so exhausted, from counting sheep
Lazy! But it just ain't right
Nap all day, and sleep at night!

You know I'm lazy...