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Song Parodies -> "Hook Me Up With Double-D's"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Hook Me Up With Double-D's"

Parody Written by:

Erin H.

The Lyrics

This was written during a high school lecture shortly after Britney's first Rolling Stone cover. I sent in a bunch of other parodies that I'd done from that time period (feel free to check them out), but I forgot the crowning glory. This song is about how one can go on vacation for a week, and return 3 cups sizes larger. I wasn't a fan then, and I'm still not now.
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That I'd end up so flat
Oh, baby baby
I always thought that they'd grow
On Spring Break, I changed that

Show me
How big they need to be
Tell, me M.D.
How much will these cost me?
(Oh, because)

My flat-ass chest
Is killing me
(And I)
I want to look
Like Pamela Lee
If I can't afford this
I'll go crazy
Oh doctor please
Hook me up with double-D's

Oh baby, baby
I don't want ny age to show
I'm really 24
Oh baby, baby
I'm posing on Rolling Stone
I'm a teenage whore

See me
And how slutty I can be
Oh, babe
Arrest me
For child pornography


Imagine the scene
Hustler Magzine
They believe I'm 17
Then I'll turn 19
Playboy Bunny
(Hook me up with double d's)
When I turn 25
Do Hustler on the side
Hook me up with double d's
Copy? Right. I'll kill you.

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