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Song Parodies -> "Make My Boobies One More Size"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Make My Boobies One More Size"

Parody Written by:

David Brody

The Lyrics

Written by David Brody
Z Morning Zoo
Z100 New York
Copyright 1999

Note from ChuckyG: Usually I delete parodies submitted by people other than the original author, but in this case, the original author gave me the contact info (and corrections), and hopefully leaving the original will slow people down from submitting this parody again.
Oh boobies boobies,
my chest was supposed to grow,
my cleavage wasn't right , ya'll,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely faux,
And now my sweaters tight yeah.
I want to be a D,
Bigger mammaries,
I want them to show now,
No B cups.

My chest flatness was killing me,
(and I) I must confess,
I paid for these, (Paid for these)
I look 32,
I'm just a child,
it ain't no crime,
Make my boobies one more size.

Oh baby baby,
I got double D's it's true,
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies,
You're so big and oh, so new,
It's just the way I planned it.

Rolling stone was naughty,
See me baby,
Barely wearin clothes now,
oh because

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