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Song Parodies -> "Ode to Preparation H"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to Preparation H"

Parody Written by:

Kim L

The Lyrics

I wrote this with a friend when the song came out, but only now I've remembered the entire thing.
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to show
My butt cheeks to the mongoose
Oh baby baby, I want them to grow and gro-o-w
So I can sleep outside, yeah

Blow me, how you want to throw me
Tell me baby, cos I need some great Preparation H

My haemorrhoids are killing me
Gimme some treatment, anally (ANALLY)
Suppositories, I put them there
They're cold, but I swear
They cured me baby, one more time

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 9

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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the voting police - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
25 votes?
alix - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
man cant u make a whole song at least? come on
ChuckyG - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Comments file fixed
Kim L - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was my first parody. Apologies for it being so short, but I was a newbie. Cut me some slack, Jack.

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