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Song Parodies -> "Touch Them Baby One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Touch Them Baby One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Nicolas Trudelle

The Lyrics

oh boobies, boobies...

Oh boobies, boobies, how was I supposed to know,
that they would be that big ,yeah,
I should let my doctor go...he's still locked to my basement
Show me how you want him to be,
tell me boobie caus' i need to kill him now because...

My big boobies are killing me (and I...)
I must confess, they are too big!( they are too big..)
The day I saw them I loosed my mind, give them a sign

Oh boobies, boobies, the reason i kept you is none...
But you got me blinded!
Oh pretty big boobs...there's nothin' that i would do,
It's not the way i planned
Show me how you want to be,
Tell me boobie caus' i'll have to let my doctor out!


My big breast is killing me (and I...)
I must confess, they she is too big ( she's to big...)
The day I saw this I loosed my mind, give her a sign,
Touch them baby one more time!

Oh boobies, boobies...
Oh, oh, oh, oh boobies, boobies...

OH, oh,oh,oh,oh (repeated many times...)

Oh pretty big breast I should let you and my doctor go-o-o-o...
I must confess, that my prettey big breast, is killing me now-ow-ow-ow
Don't you know I still believe, that my doctor, could get those implants...out of my life-ife-ife-ife.......OH!


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