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Song Parodies -> "Quit Me Baby All Is Mine !"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Quit Me Baby All Is Mine !"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

k-fed lays down the law
oh britney ,britney
you wasn't supposed to go
fact every-body fights dear
oh maybe,maybe
i shouldn't have let one go
i know it smelt of sh*te yeah
sorry curry went right through me
sue me baby, clause you need to know now,pre nup clause

my lawyer says ,five zero three
i get the dress,i like the weave
i know it's not new but i don't mind
because you signed
quit me britney all is mine

oh britney baby
the reason i'm leaving you
joy you got me died-yeah
oh britney baby
there's something that i want from you
it's not toupee i binned it
show me were you hid the tv
shell out britney,laws you need to know now,con-tents clause

my low-life-ness ful-filling me
when you undress, it makes me heave
when i mate with you, jolie in mind
so glad you signed
quit me britney pay the fine

oh britney baby
my lawyer says you'll be-stow
a pretty penny, i wouldn't have quid pro quo
i must confess, ali-mony-less, you billing me now?
don't you know you can't retrieve
fact your my cash-ier
cos i made you sign
brit-neys baby it's no crime

you acquiesce to attorney
i got no stress,your so naive
now i'm not with you i think you'll find
i should have signed
britneys babies are not mine!

think you should fess
that your hopelessness
is thrilling me now
don't you know i'm just a sleaze
and it cost you dear
and now it's all mine
split with britney life is fine !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Tomario my friend, awesome song here, just warming up I suppose for the AmIRight ages right? :) Britney is always fun to parody isn't she? She makes her songs so . . . parable
tomario - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
below my friend your right warming up for the ages cant wait should be fun! thanks for your comments.
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful parody! 555's!
Matthias - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody, and thank you for the nice comments about "Ages"
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Parts of this just didn't make sense to me, but it was a clever idea nonetheless to have K-Fed snap back at Ms. B.S. herself.
Guest - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Speaking as a parody police officer, I must inform you that the complete title of TOS is "Baby One More Time" (hit me is not part of the title). Speaking as myself, I must say that this is a great parody... I'm glad she dumped that loser. My vote on this parody is 5,5,5.
Johnny D - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very clever choice of OS for the parody's subject matter!
Michael McVey - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Oops, she did it again, broke up another marriage. Well, a few years ago I wrote "You Can't Stay Married to Brat-ney Spears" and it looks like I was right! Good work.---MM
Cat - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) So you're going at Britney and K-Fed from ALL angles! Like "My Husband Kevin," a very enjoyable read.
Mikey Squirrel - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah, yes. Nothing like a good 'ol fashioned Britney-bash. Although I give her cred for dumping that loser no-talent K-Fed. Actually, this is one of those situations where you really don't care who did what to who or whatever. Regardless, good job, Tomario. 555
Red Ant - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-Q) This started off slow, but you did really good from the second chorus on. Loved the ending of "split with britney life is fine !" Fine syllable matching as always.
Stuart McArthur - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Q) wow, excellent tomario - and I loved "jolie in mind" - that's twisting the knife! - 555

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