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Song Parodies -> "I Love Ms. Piggy"

Original Song Title:

"You Drive Me Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Ms. Piggy"

Parody Written by:

Insane Steve

The Lyrics

I'm bored today.....so I decided to whip this little diddy up! Be sure to comment! :)
Ms. Piggy, I'm so into you,
Your short, pink body,
With your stubby nose, too.
Piggy, With your snorting sound, oh
And your sweet voice,
So annoying and loud.
Everytime I can see,
Your felt eyes, lookin' at me,
It turns me on,
It's easy to see.

I love Ms. Piggy,
When our eyes meet,
Get rid of Kermit,
We were meant to be,
Oh-oh Ms. Piggy,
Let's go out tonight,
And we'll kiss in the felt star light.

I know, that you love me too,
And you'll come around soon,
Tell me, that you'll break up with the toad, oh
That I shouldn't just go for Gonzo,
Lovin' you makes me want to watch more,
Of those movies with Ms. Piggy in store.

I love Ms. Piggy,
When our eyes meet,
Get rid of Kermit,
We were meant to be,
Oh-oh Ms. Piggy,
Let's go out tonight,
And we'll kiss in the felt star light.

I love Ms. Piggy,
When our eyes meet,
Get rid of Kermit,
We were meant to be,
Oh-oh Ms. Piggy,
Let's go out tonight,
And we'll kiss in the felt star light.

I love Ms. Piggy,
When our eyes meet,
Get rid of Kermit,
We were meant to be,
Oh-oh Ms. Piggy,
Let's go out tonight,
And we'll kiss in the felt star light.
And we'll kiss in the felt star light.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This one brings home the bacon! 555
Cheezmeister - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy was I in for asurprise when i read the Get rid of Kermit"line! i thought it was from Kermit's point of view, then thw whole thing turned itself upside down! Good luck at the Olive Garden, and remember the pinkie! still laughing
moo cow - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
What Cheezmeister said. I thought it was from Kermit's point of veiw until that line.
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad
Migrating Coconuts - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ! MUPPETS !! That was great
Andrew Darwitan - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A little pacing problem.

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