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Song Parodies -> "Tell Me Baby, Tell Me Why"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby, One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Tell Me Baby, Tell Me Why"

Parody Written by:

Me, Beautiful Me

The Lyrics

Britney gets in a horrible car crash and kills her latest boyfriend and/or husband. The moral of this story? WEAR SEATBELTS.
Oh, baby, baby...
Oh, baby, baby...

Oh, baby, baby, why wasn't I driving slow?
When that truck swerved at us?
Oh, baby, baby, why was I on my cell phone?
And now you're not alive, yeah

Tell me why you weren't buckled
Tell me, baby, 'cause I'm feeling so bad, oh, because--

The shattered glass was cutting me (and I)
Reached for my phone, dialed emergency (emergency!)
But it was too late, they weren't in time
You already died!
Tell me, baby, tell me why!

Oh, baby, baby, out the windsheild you flew
Boy, you were just flying!
Oh, pretty baby, there was nothing that I could do
Except sit back and watch it

Tell me why you weren't buckled
Tell me, baby, 'cause I'm feeling so bad, oh, because--

The shattered glass was cutting me (and I)
Reached for my phone, dialed emergency (emergency!)
But it was too late, they weren't in time
You already died!
Tell me, baby, tell me why!

Oh, baby, baby...
Oh, baby, baby...

Oh, baby, baby, why wasn't I drving slow?
Oh, pretty baby, (oh) why was I on my cell phone?

Drivin' so fast! And the shattered glass!
Was cuttin' me now, and I dialed emergency!
But it was too late, they weren't in time
Tell me baby, tell me why!

The shattered glass was cutting me (and I)
Reached for my phone, dialed emergency (emergency!)
But it was too late, they weren't in time
You already died!
Tell me, baby, tell me why!

Drivin' so fast! And the shattered glass!
Was cuttin' me now, and I dialed emergency!
But it was too late, they weren't in time
Tell me baby, tell me why!
Britney Spears is a registered trademark of brainlesspopstars.com. I claim no ownership or liability. Furthermore, I am not to blame if I get this song stuck in your head for the next decade. There, that should cover all pending lawsuits. Leave a comment, please!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well paced, but probably one of the unfuniest parodies i've ever read. I don't even think Britney deserved this. 412
Red Ant - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well enough to vote, but the pre-word, message and after-word are funny. This parody is not that funny as she is pregnant and while I would like to never hear her again I would not wish that upon her. She IS tabloid fodder but this is a bit over the top.

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