-> "(hit me) Waiter One More Time"
Original Song Title:
"Baby One More Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(hit me) Waiter One More Time"
The Lyrics
A babyBaby!??
A babyBaby!??
A babyBaby!?? How was I supposed to know
That sex would get me pregnant?
Oh, baby, baby, my belly's starting to grow
With my shirts, that's a problem
Tell me, do I still look sexy?
I'm so heavy, now I almost weigh a hundred pounds!
My hefty breasts are expanding (if they)
Gain much more mass, they're gonna be
Triple G's!
While baby's with me, she'll be just fine
Now where's my wine?
Hit me, waiter, one more time!
Oh, baby, baby, the reason you breathe is me—
I wouldn't get too comfy!
Oh, clingy baby, By God do you ever leave?
Here's ten bucks, see a movie!
Feed me some pickles and ice cream
I think maybe, sometime, this thing might come out of me?
How will I dress? Just look at me (say "cow")
I must confess, maternity
Not for me!
But I'll be sensible at all times
Now where's my wine?
Hit me, waiter, one more time!
A babyBaby!?? Now how will I do my shows?
This little baby's a hell of a heavy load.
My rep's a mess, and my homeliness is bogging me down
Whadda hell's "materney leave"?...
WAItergeh me beer
Now where's my wine?
Hit me waitey, one mo(thump)
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