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Song Parodies -> "(hit me) Waiter One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"(hit me) Waiter One More Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ordered: one "baby one more time" parody Delivered: one "baby one more time" parody
A babyBaby!??
A babyBaby!??

A babyBaby!?? How was I supposed to know
That sex would get me pregnant?
Oh, baby, baby, my belly's starting to grow
With my shirts, that's a problem
Tell me, do I still look sexy?
I'm so heavy, now I almost weigh a hundred pounds!

My hefty breasts are expanding (if they)
Gain much more mass, they're gonna be
Triple G's!
While baby's with me, she'll be just fine
Now where's my wine?
Hit me, waiter, one more time!

Oh, baby, baby, the reason you breathe is me—
I wouldn't get too comfy!
Oh, clingy baby, By God do you ever leave?
Here's ten bucks, see a movie!
Feed me some pickles and ice cream
I think maybe, sometime, this thing might come out of me?

How will I dress? Just look at me (say "cow")
I must confess, maternity
Not for me!
But I'll be sensible at all times
Now where's my wine?
Hit me, waiter, one more time!

A babyBaby!?? Now how will I do my shows?
This little baby's a hell of a heavy load.
My rep's a mess, and my homeliness is bogging me down
Whadda hell's "materney leave"?...
WAItergeh me beer
Now where's my wine?
Hit me waitey, one mo(thump)
.....And with that, Britney passes out. She is rushed to the hospital where she has her stomach pumped. Two days later, she regains consciousness. The doctors regret to inform her that she fell directly onto her developing baby and crushed it. After she figures out what allthose big words mean, a tear runs downBritney's facea tear of joy. Yes, I know that's not how the song ends, but none of the lyrics i found could agree about what came next (and you're nuts if you think i would actually subject myself to the torture of LISTENING to the thing) and it's obviously just repetition anyway

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Alyssa - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Awww... Poor child. Oh well, i s'pose her baby wouldn't want her as a mother anyway... 455
Andrew Darwitan - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Like it. 455
Dumb Ass Kid - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it 555
Diddims - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
C'est la vie. Britney would probably have aborted the baby or given it up for adoption anyway... "oh baby, baby..." that's what you'll have Brit I'f you're not careful.
celia - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i feel SO bad 4 britney . Guyz STOP being so mean 2 her. She did stuff like shaving her head bcuz of a medical condition. but its better now

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