Parody Song Lyrics Kick Me Baby One More Time

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Ashkicksass - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh Jeff, I'm just smitten with this. It's absolutely adorable! Bravo!

Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This is FABulous, Jeff! I am so excited for you to be a daddy!

Brit - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

good job jeff! :D

Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Ash, Arwen, and Brit!

Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

yes I recall those exciting months vividly (they seemed to go so slowly), but this is written using Britney's voice, yes, and what a brilliant use of the OS/artist combo - fantastic Jeff - 555

JMilller - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Sad to say, but very accurate... I can recall that time as if it were five minutes ago....

AFW - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This is excellent...a pregnant idea! Triplet fives

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

*pregnant pause* Well, a very different take of parodying Harry Potter but nonetheless enjoyable!

Brit - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

hehe i think jeff has gone and inspired me again hehe

Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

then the right thing to do, Brit, would be to name any result "Jeff"

Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Jake, the Potter one isn't up yet (it'll be up later today), but thanks for stopping by!

Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

And Brit, always glad to help =)

Oddybobo - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Love it, Love it, Love it! Remember those moments quite vividly especially the pee shots!

Diddims - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I seriously thought that it was emphasising the sado/masochistic side of the song! That's so typicallly Brit!

Johnny D - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Congratulations & Happy New Year, Pops!

Know 1 can hear you dream - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I thought I had already commented on this one, but I guess that it's somewhat in concordance with the subject that I'm LATE! :-)

Scathe - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(sotm) Kudos for your tribute to mothers-to-be.

Rick D - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice to see this, Jeff. Many people cannot write from the point of view of the opposite sex, songwise or parodywise. I almost always write from a "character", and this is a fine example of you stepping into your wifes' shoes. (You don't do that often, do you?)

Agrimorfee - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Evidently Ms .Spears will have reason to be singing this soon. Nice job!

Jeff Reuben - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Scathe, Rick, Ag, K1, JD, Diddums, and Oddybobo! Rick, thanks for the compliment, as for my wife's shoes, I've been trying to cut back =)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Still kickin'.

Spaff.com - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Didn't know you were pregnant, Jeffaroo. Congrats. I'll give you $50 to name the kid Spaff. Great match to the original, especially having Britney use "baby" in the literal sense. "My uterus is killing me / A bladder shot, it made me pee" is classic.

Claude Prez - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't understand; my wife had two kids and I never heard her complain once. Is it uncomfortable or something? BOY am I just kidding; great job Jeff.

Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) DKTOS, but a really nice and well-written piece here. I guess I will echo Rick's remarks about speaking from another person's position. Claude - maybe you were too busy "delivering the male...er...mail" to notice...

Phil Alexander - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Congratulations, Jeff... say, when's it due then?

Chris Bodily TM - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment

The pacing was off a bit in the line "I'll shift to what position you like" because it emphasizes "position" on the wrong syllaBLE. And I think the chorus's background vocals would have added to the song really well. If I didn't have a stomachache, I would have laughed my ass off reading this parody! I gave you 4-5-5. Rock on, Jeff!

Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Phil: end of March...we'll be there before we know it!

martha - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment

the lonliness/uterus switch was inspired ... hilarious!!!

Peregrin - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one Jeff, are you sure you have never been 9 months pregnant?

Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Peregrin...pretty sure...my wife hasn't even been there yet (she's at 8)!

Arwen - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM--just as fab as ever, Jeff! I'm STILL super excited for you!!

Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) already commented - love it Jeff

John Jenkins - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Very perceptive and touching, Jeff.

EmiLoca - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Worthy! Worthy!

2nz - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny and very clever, Jeff. If I had a uterus, it would probably be killing me from laughter right about now. And congratulations man.

Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Loved this one.

Meriadoc - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) DKTOS, but seems well written. Except I thought it was going to be about a bad date with a dominatrix! ;-D

Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This made me all broody...not! :-) 555

Agrimorfee - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05)Britney's still baking the bun...see above

Johnny D - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above

Dee Range - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC...DKTOS, but congrats on fatherhood!!!!

Stuart McArthur - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment

(K) - yes I too have commented (thrice I see) - but you're right Jeff, they do whinge don't they? - why can't they take it like a man...

Red Ant - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Barely remember TOS but looks funny. Good job switching gender here. 555. Meriadoc's comment would make a good parody. =)

Scathe - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-K) Cute.

Armstrong - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Can't believe i didn't comment on this earlier. Loved it before and still do.

K.Y.L.E - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment

JEFF U ARE STILL AN AMIRIGHT EDITOR!!!!! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PAGE WITH 110 PARODIES ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHAT THE????? YOUR COMMENTS ON TOP OF THE PAGE ARE CLEARLY A LIE, AND I SHALL VOTE 111 ON ALL YOUR PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Reuben - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

K.Y.L.E, if you actually have enough time to vote 111 on 110 parodies (and counting, because I'm still writing them...so keep track, and keep voting!), you seriously need to get a life. I've been a parody writer for 18 years. I do the editor thing to help out/give back to the site.

Arwen - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Jeff, you are such a liar. You do the editing thing to get chicks and you know it.

Oh, and K.Y.L.E....I'd like to first off thank you, for reminding Jeff that he's an editor. I am sure he forgot, what with the emotional turmoil getting yelled at (and triple 1'ed) by you has undoubtedly caused.

Secondly, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which comments at the top of the page are blatant lies. I mean...I will be the first to jump on any bandwagon to defame Jeff, as he is a dirty bastard...but I can't, in good conscience, call him a liar without knowing what I'm calling him a liar about.

Finally, you are honestly the most ridiculous person I have come across in some time. I'm still trying to figure out if your main goal in being on the site is to piss people off...or...if you think you're clever...or what. I'll keep you posted as to my findings...

Fed Up With Triple One Voters - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment

ChuckyG should yank out all the triple one votes that Krazy Young Lunatic Extrarodinare (assuming that's what the letters stand for) made and ban his I.P. for life.

Original Song Title:	"Baby One More Time"
Original Performer:	Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:	"Kick Me Baby One More Time"
Parody Written by:	Jeff Reuben

Song Parodies -> Kick Me Baby One More Time

"Baby One More Time"

Britney Spears

"Kick Me Baby One More Time"

Jeff Reuben

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