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Song Parodies -> "Kick Me Baby One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Kick Me Baby One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby

Oh baby, baby
I can't believe how you've grown
We're only in month five, yeah
Oh baby, baby
I think I can feel your bones
You're pushing on my sides, yeah
Tell me what position you need
To be comfy, cause I want to know now, oh because

My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!

Oh baby, baby
It's harder to breathe when you
Take aim at my lungs, yeah
Oh pretty baby
I thought that the kicks were cute
But now you're getting stronger
Doing somersaults inside me
Tell me how many months more to go now, oh because

My uterus is killing me
You're taking aim at my kidneys
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!

Oh baby, baby, how much larger will you grow?
Oh pretty baby, you don't need to throw elbows
I must confess, that my uterus is killing me, ow!
So I've just been wondering
How long you will be
A pain in my side
Kick me baby one more time

My uterus is killing me
A bladder shot, it made me pee
I'll shift to what position you like
Give me a sign
Kick me baby one more time!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 37

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   2
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 5   34
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Ashkicksass - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Jeff, I'm just smitten with this. It's absolutely adorable! Bravo!
Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is FABulous, Jeff! I am so excited for you to be a daddy!
Brit - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
good job jeff! :D
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash, Arwen, and Brit!
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
yes I recall those exciting months vividly (they seemed to go so slowly), but this is written using Britney's voice, yes, and what a brilliant use of the OS/artist combo - fantastic Jeff - 555
JMilller - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Sad to say, but very accurate... I can recall that time as if it were five minutes ago....
AFW - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is excellent...a pregnant idea! Triplet fives
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
*pregnant pause* Well, a very different take of parodying Harry Potter but nonetheless enjoyable!
Brit - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
hehe i think jeff has gone and inspired me again hehe
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
then the right thing to do, Brit, would be to name any result "Jeff"
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Jake, the Potter one isn't up yet (it'll be up later today), but thanks for stopping by!
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And Brit, always glad to help =)
Oddybobo - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it, Love it, Love it! Remember those moments quite vividly especially the pee shots!
Diddims - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I seriously thought that it was emphasising the sado/masochistic side of the song! That's so typicallly Brit!
Johnny D - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Congratulations & Happy New Year, Pops!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I thought I had already commented on this one, but I guess that it's somewhat in concordance with the subject that I'm LATE! :-)
Scathe - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) Kudos for your tribute to mothers-to-be.
Rick D - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice to see this, Jeff. Many people cannot write from the point of view of the opposite sex, songwise or parodywise. I almost always write from a "character", and this is a fine example of you stepping into your wifes' shoes. (You don't do that often, do you?)
Agrimorfee - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Evidently Ms .Spears will have reason to be singing this soon. Nice job!
Jeff Reuben - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Scathe, Rick, Ag, K1, JD, Diddums, and Oddybobo! Rick, thanks for the compliment, as for my wife's shoes, I've been trying to cut back =)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still kickin'.
Spaff.com - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't know you were pregnant, Jeffaroo. Congrats. I'll give you $50 to name the kid Spaff. Great match to the original, especially having Britney use "baby" in the literal sense. "My uterus is killing me / A bladder shot, it made me pee" is classic.
Claude Prez - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't understand; my wife had two kids and I never heard her complain once. Is it uncomfortable or something? BOY am I just kidding; great job Jeff.
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but a really nice and well-written piece here. I guess I will echo Rick's remarks about speaking from another person's position. Claude - maybe you were too busy "delivering the male...er...mail" to notice...
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations, Jeff... say, when's it due then?
Chris Bodily TM - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was off a bit in the line "I'll shift to what position you like" because it emphasizes "position" on the wrong syllaBLE. And I think the chorus's background vocals would have added to the song really well. If I didn't have a stomachache, I would have laughed my ass off reading this parody! I gave you 4-5-5. Rock on, Jeff!
Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: end of March...we'll be there before we know it!
martha - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
the lonliness/uterus switch was inspired ... hilarious!!!
Peregrin - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Jeff, are you sure you have never been 9 months pregnant?
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Peregrin...pretty sure...my wife hasn't even been there yet (she's at 8)!
Arwen - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--just as fab as ever, Jeff! I'm STILL super excited for you!!
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented - love it Jeff
John Jenkins - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very perceptive and touching, Jeff.
EmiLoca - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Worthy! Worthy!
2nz - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny and very clever, Jeff. If I had a uterus, it would probably be killing me from laughter right about now. And congratulations man.
Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved this one.
Meriadoc - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but seems well written. Except I thought it was going to be about a bad date with a dominatrix! ;-D
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This made me all broody...not! :-) 555
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Britney's still baking the bun...see above
Johnny D - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above
Dee Range - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC...DKTOS, but congrats on fatherhood!!!!
Stuart McArthur - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(K) - yes I too have commented (thrice I see) - but you're right Jeff, they do whinge don't they? - why can't they take it like a man...
Red Ant - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Barely remember TOS but looks funny. Good job switching gender here. 555. Meriadoc's comment would make a good parody. =)
Scathe - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-K) Cute.
Armstrong - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't believe i didn't comment on this earlier. Loved it before and still do.
K.Y.L.E - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
JEFF U ARE STILL AN AMIRIGHT EDITOR!!!!! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PAGE WITH 110 PARODIES ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHAT THE????? YOUR COMMENTS ON TOP OF THE PAGE ARE CLEARLY A LIE, AND I SHALL VOTE 111 ON ALL YOUR PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Reuben - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
K.Y.L.E, if you actually have enough time to vote 111 on 110 parodies (and counting, because I'm still writing them...so keep track, and keep voting!), you seriously need to get a life. I've been a parody writer for 18 years. I do the editor thing to help out/give back to the site.
Arwen - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff, you are such a liar. You do the editing thing to get chicks and you know it.

Oh, and K.Y.L.E....I'd like to first off thank you, for reminding Jeff that he's an editor. I am sure he forgot, what with the emotional turmoil getting yelled at (and triple 1'ed) by you has undoubtedly caused.

Secondly, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which comments at the top of the page are blatant lies. I mean...I will be the first to jump on any bandwagon to defame Jeff, as he is a dirty bastard...but I can't, in good conscience, call him a liar without knowing what I'm calling him a liar about.

Finally, you are honestly the most ridiculous person I have come across in some time. I'm still trying to figure out if your main goal in being on the site is to piss people off...or...if you think you're clever...or what. I'll keep you posted as to my findings...
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ChuckyG should yank out all the triple one votes that Krazy Young Lunatic Extrarodinare (assuming that's what the letters stand for) made and ban his I.P. for life.
Ana - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't care. I thought it was funny.
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Ana!

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