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Song Parodies -> "Pay Me Scotty (One More Five)"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby (One More Time)"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Me Scotty (One More Five)"

Parody Written by:

Cal

The Lyrics

A revamped version of the princess of poor pop's piece. I hate her so!
Oh maybe maybe
I shouldn't have worn those clothes
Now I look like a school girl
But I've been payed now, my label will pay me loads
So they can see my thighs, they

Show me all the money I need
To maybe pay for a new bra and even red mascara

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.

My odur makes me
top dollar and lots of pals
my pals like wearing gas masks
My crystal bra makes me publicity, just from men
They like to stare at my arse.

But they cannot watch me for free,
They need big bucks just to help support my record label

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.

Oh god, look, here comes
the biohazard people
they're here to decontaminate
They think I'm stupid, and in a way they are right
I don't know I'm a primate

That's right, I'm so very stupid,
That success and Pepsi ads all come a-rollin' here

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.
Britney Spears is a plank and she releases bad merchandise.
Injuries incurred from tolerating dire pop songs from said
singer are not our responsibility. At all.Peace out

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leanne harrison - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that this parody was great and think the person 'cal' who wrote the song is an absloute genius.
Cal - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Leanne
Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to disagree with the first three lines (dirty old man syndrome). Otherwise =) good job.
Arielle - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Gr8 parodie!

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