-> "Britney Swears (non offensive)"
Original Song Title:
"One More Time"
Parody Song Title:
"Britney Swears (non offensive)"
Parody Written by:
Peter J Carmichael
The Lyrics
Britney SPEAR (mint)
Bad case of scabies
I sure cannot see my toes
there's something not quite right here
Bad case of scabies?
I guess that I'll never know ohhhhhhh
'Cos they're way out of sight yeah
Surgery? Yep it is goanna sure be
Tell me baby cause I need to fast now,
oh because
O-be-si-ty is killing me (French fries)
Can't wear my dress, I still deceive (still deceive)
When I'm not with you I drink and dine
Breakfast at 9:00
Fried bread, eggs and bacon rind
No jelly babies,
my reason for greed is you
had a dog- can't find it
No jelly babies,
but chicken chow mein and egg foo yu
spring roll and a canned drink
Show me how you drive H-G-V's
Oh Lax-I-ty it is time go now
oh because
O-be-si-ty is killing me (French fries)
Can't wear a dress, I still deceive (still deceive)
When I'm not with you I drink and dine
Breakfast at 9:00
Fried bread, eggs and bacon rind
Bad case of scabies,
Bad case of scabies,
No jelly babies? How was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I should have been friend not foe
I must confess, get it off my chest
They're billing me now
don't you know I still believe
it's all so unclear
and give me a sign
(Urban clearway all the time!)
O-be-si-ty is killing me (French fries)
Can't wear a dress, I still deceive (still deceive)
When I'm not with you I drink and dine
Breakfast at 9:00
Fried bread, eggs and bacon rind
(Fade)
O-be-si-ty is killing me (French fries)
Can't wear a dress, I still deceive (still deceive)
When I'm not with you I drink and dine
Breakfast at 9:00
Fried bread, eggs and bacon rind
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