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Song Parodies -> "Worf, Arm Photons and Deploy"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Worf, Arm Photons and Deploy"

Parody Written by:

Shawna Mills

The Lyrics

If you're not a Star Trek geek like I am then you won't get this...I've warned you.
Oh merde merde
How was I supposed to know
They'd fire on Kappa Theta
Oh merde merde
I shouldn't have let them go
They've taken Mr. Data
Geordi, fire up the warp drive
Mr. Riker, engage on my signal
Make it so, yeah!

The Romulans have run away
Their cloak is up
They've made their play
If we don't find them we'll lose the 'droid
I'm so annoyed
Worf, arm photons amd deploy!

Take Mr. Crusher
And our Chief engineer
And come up with a great plan
I'll contact Starfleet
Priority Admiral Brand
To let them know where we stand

Searching
For a cloaking signal
Can we find them?
Riker send a probe out
Class-1 oh yeah

The Romulans have showed some signs
A warp signal
A trail of ions
I have to scream cuz now I know
Although it's cliche
Crusher kid has saved the day

....Fire a photon
Across their big fat nose
....Open a channel
And get me a Gul, who knows

That I am Picard
I will bargain hard
To get my man baaaack,
What you say you don't want to?
Then now I will do
What I must now do
Worf, arm photons and deploy!

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Song Title Police - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
The name of the song is "Baby One More Time". "Hit me" is not part of the title. Just remember that for future reference.
Jared - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Warp 555, Mister LaForge.
Shawna Mills - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Song Title Police, Thank you for the correction. I did goof on that. I made another goof too...for all you Star Trek Fans out there, yes I have realized (after submitting) that a Gul would be Cardassian, not Romulan. My mistake, and my apologies!

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