-> "Songs of Croft-Part XXX-Core Tomorrow."
Original Song Title:
"For Tommorrow"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Songs of Croft-Part XXX-Core Tomorrow."
The Lyrics
He's a Derbyshire man,
With his hands on the mouse,
Trying not to make that slip again,
He'll be back at Core tomorrow.
Derby traffic queues in a seamless line,
He's hanging on to ideas,
So we hold out joy pads tightly,
They'll be back at Core tomorrow.
Making Lara Lara Croft,
Lara Lara Lara Croft,
Back at Core tomorrow.
She's a pixilated girl,
With her hands on her guns,
Trying not to get killed again,
Stealing artefacts again tomorrow.
Derby's so nice in front of their monitors,
They're lost in their creations,
So we hold our joy pads tightly,
They'll be back at Core tomorrow.
Making Lara Lara Croft,
Lara Lara Lara Croft,
Back at Core tomorrow.
Trying not to make that slip again,
And they'll be back at Core tomorrow,
She's a pixilated girl,
Hanging to the ledge for dear life,
So we hold out joy pads tightly,
They'll be back at Core tomorrow.
Jerr O' Carrol gets out his car,
Goes to Core Design in Ashbourne Road,
Then he switches the computer on,
Turns around shouts for cups of tea,
Says Tomb Raider is not rubbish,
Then Susie Hamilton walks into the room,
She's a PR person with a lovely smile,
Says let's read some fan mail,
It's rather funny and some is nice,
Derby traffic gets up your nose,
Like anyone's I suppose.
We'll be back at Core tomorrow.
By
Ocean-Sirius.
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