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Song Parodies -> "For John Kerry? (Politics Are So Scary)"

Original Song Title:

"For Tomorrow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blur

Parody Song Title:

"For John Kerry? (Politics Are So Scary)"

Parody Written by:

ParodyKeet

The Lyrics

I thank those gifted tunesmiths across the pond that make up Blur, for the catchy melodies and nice hooks on their CD, 'Best of...',
which I've been listening to. In return, here's a song parody that
may elaborate on some root causes for voter apathy here in the
United States.
Shall I vote in 2004,
Since it's out of my hands?
Politics make
m
e sick, and s
o
Need I v
ote for John Kerr
y?
All God'
s children Bush has left behin
d
....
Wish he were truly pro
-
life.
So I hold my nose so tig
htly.
Do I vo
te for John Ke
r
ry?

(C
HORUS
)
Singing: Blah, blah, blah, b
lah
, blah,
Blah, blah, blah
,
blah, bl
ah, blah
, bla-a-ah,
Blah, blah, blah,
bl
ah, blah,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bla
h,
bla-a-ah,
Blah, blah, bla
h, bl
ah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
b
la-a-ah.....
Politic
s
are so
scary.

Should
I vote in 2004,
Since it's
out of m
y hands?
The election m
i
ght be fixed again.
Sho
uld I c
hoose Bush or Kerry?
Based on all that ma
de me sick last
time
And all that's
lost in tr
anslation,
I'd just hold
my nose and pick
one.

Politics
a
re so scary.

(CHORU
S)


Should I vote in 2004?
Nei
ther i
s really pro-life.
I'd
j
ust
hold
m
y nose and wa
l
k off.
Po

litics are so scary

(CHORUS

)

(sung over repeated chorus)
In th
is corner we have Kerr
y
, l
ooks l
i
ke he picked a running mate
Who the Dubya people ca
ll a pot to their own kettle,and the
swift
boats all go to the right,
w
e'll see who wins elect
i
on night
and

Politics are so scary.

And Dubya and his doub
le speak just bough
t
more TV time this







week, that imitation A
lexei who lost but got in anyway, wh
ose fa
v
o
r
i
t
e

book's '
O
r
well for Dummies', just wait till the ki
n
g
d
o
m

c
o
m
e
s

a
n
d


Politics are so scary! Oh, oh...



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Royce Miller - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Well gee, I think you did a good job, but it's not politics that are scary; it's people.
pickle - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Blur's original, and this is very clever too.

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