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Song Parodies -> "Garage Sale"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"Garage Sale"

Parody Written by:

Timothy M. Patishnock

The Lyrics

This parody came to me a few days ago after I was thinking about a garage sale I worked in earlier this year...
All the, tall things
Stuffed bears, class rings
I’ll take, one chair
It has, much flair

Always, I buy
Bad suits, new ties
Shopping, trading, garage sailing

Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…

Na, na… (repeat)

Hot day, came home
With lawn darts, and a gnome
I bought more junk to fill my room
Got more relics’ than a Mummy’s tomb

Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…

I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash

Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…

I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash

Na, na… (Repeat)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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lebeiw15 - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious! We had garage sale days in my town yesterday... bought a 75 cent Magna Doodle. I'm almost 19 years old. I mean, what the hell, seriously. I can totally relate to the song.
Jonathan S. - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Good try, but it's repetitive and the pacing has a few more syllables than the OS. (Example: "put it in the bag" (5 syl.) for "turn the lights off" (4 syl.) ) 343. Better luck next time. (on your parodies, I mean, not on souveneir collecting)
RK_FAN_FOREVER - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little bit off, but it was hilarious. 455

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