-> "The Britney Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Party Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Britney Song"
Parody Written by:
Jenna G.
The Lyrics
Do you want to come to a wedding?
The limo picked them up at 11:30
They arrived at the Church
And stepped into the Vegas air
Two lovers without a care
Britney still had her hair
They didn't want any attention
But what'd they expect; reporters have no restriction
Still they drank some champagne
And headed to the wedding
And then the next day they had the worst hangover in all the land
They had to get rid of their wedding bands
Once word got out the press was not tame
By the dozens the tabloid articles came
Two days later Britney once again had her own name
Bet she wishes she'd stayed at home watching TV alone
Now reporters were calling and she had to disconnect her phone
She'd annulled her mistake but the damage was too great
All the nation had heard about her marriage
Eventually she would be standing there
With brown eyes and no blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and it's clear that
K-Fed should have turned around and run
Britney was not the one
Celeb marriages are never that fun
And he would find that
Some pop stars are retards
Some pop stars are retards
With the way they're undressed
And how they show off their chests
And they're always in the press every week
But he couldn't see that Britney was crazy
And before he knew it he found himself saying
Wedding vows, now that couldn't have been wise
Still Britney got pregnant, something that happened twice
Their marriage grew loveless
Though they had kids they couldn't take this
He couldn't take her
Efforts to fix problems were useless
Britney thought it would last but
Much to her bother
She had to end another marriage
So now she's standing there
With brown eyes and no blonde hair
She wasn't wearing underwear and it's clear that
K-Fed should have turned around and run
Britney was not the one
Celeb marriages are never that fun
And he would find that
Some pop stars are retards
Some pop stars are retards
With the way they're undressed
And how they show off their chests
And they're always in the press every week
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