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Song Parodies -> "What's my Race Again"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Age Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"What's my Race Again"

Parody Written by:

BigShow

The Lyrics

Nouc Mam = Vietnamese Fish SauceSua Dau Nanh = Vietnamense for Soy Milk
VERSE 1
Looked at the mirror, saw my white-boy hair
Looked at my skin, it looked really fair
I pushed my rice away and my chopsticks too
But then I said what's up with me?

CHORUS 1
And that about when Asian pride caught up with me
No body likes a white boy wannabe
Some people think it is really lame
Why don't I drink bubble tea?
I think I should embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?

VERSE2
Later on, I saw my yellow skin
No trace of hair, on my arms or chin
Some people think I shave
But it's the way I am
But they still point and laugh at me

CHORUS 2
And that's when I started getting called wrong names
White people think that we all look the same
Do I even look Chinese to you?
It's not like their the one to blame
I think should embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?


CHORUS 3
And that is when I got lactose intolerancy
Now it's only sua dau nanh for me
Which is bad cause i'm only five foot two
Calcium deficiency
I think I should embrace my race
What's my race again?

CHORUS 4
That is when I started acting FOB
Got a 1600 on my SATs
I started to pop the Asian squat
I use nouc mam and speak Vietnamese
I'm starting to embrace my race
What's my race again?
What's my race again?
What's my race again?

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

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Huff - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome. A little off pace, but good. 444
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't heard the OS in awhile. I agree with Huff though, it is good.
Kristof Robertson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A well written parody about being proud of your culture. 444
Stinky Marshmellow - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i notice no off-pace-ded-ness!!one!!one! (lol copy right my sister...the ones:P)555 lol my brother just listened to TOS this morning!!
That Bastard - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
455..a little pff pace, but very funny...favorite line: "Got a 1600 on my SATs"

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