I couldn't go out
It was a silver weekend
I was restricted
For stupid stuff like creepin'
But I was getting bored
I tried to sleep in blues
And then they gave me fifty tours,

And that's about the time they started training me
Nobody likes you when you're a four degree
And you don't even know your squadron staff
Who the hell's my AOC?
I never want to do my duty,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?

Later on
On the terrazzo
I'm getin' trained
By someone I don't know
He said I didn't greet
And I should know his name
Because it's Kegen L McLean,

And that's about the time that bastard told on me
Nobody likes you when you're a four degree
Your Wing Commander's name is Timothy,
You just failed the AFT
I never want to exercise,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?

(instrumental break)

And that's about the time they started training me,
So I bent over, took it anally,
I am everybody's tool, you see,
That's why I'm a four degree
I wanna get my prop and wings,
What's my rank again?
What's my rank again?