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Song Parodies -> "Something Swell"

Original Song Title:

"Carousel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Something Swell"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

i am NOT anti-gay, nor am i pro-gay. they can do what they want, i don't have to watch or take part, no worries at all there. i don't mean in this parody to poke fun at homosexuals, i intend more to poke fun at the stereotypes that go along with homosexuals. anyone intending to complian in the comments, or give me bad marks because they think i'm poking fun at homosexuals, you have been pre-warned.
get horny every now and then
never felt like this for men
find it hard to be with girls
find that sex like this is swell
here i am, standing nude alone
doing you on the telephone
i know, not a reason why
if my mother saw me i would die

just you wait and see
straight life is a, it is a misery
i don't feel, alone
have sex with another
have sex with another
have sex with some guy on the phone

now as i walk down the street
tight jeans and my hair so neat
watch boobs every once in a while
never seem, to bring me a smile
talking fashion comes so easy to me
called queer doesn't bother me
feel horny every now and then
never felt this way for men

just you wait and see
straight life is a, it is a misery
i don't feel, alone
have sex with another
have sex with another
have sex with some guy on the phone

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drewster the rooster - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
whoops, rhymed me with me, o well, hey, if u liked this go check out sum of my other parodies, i get next to no votes so plz, plz, plz check out my parodies, i'm so lonely :(. jk, but seriously go check em out

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