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Song Parodies -> "I Hate G-Strings"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink182

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate G-Strings"

Parody Written by:

Cori

The Lyrics

I hate G-Strings
When on, arse stings
Just takes, one shift,
Right up, they slip.

Always, I know
They'll be, up my hole
Wedging - right in
Rope burn, makes butt sting

Look like a hoe, Wedge will not go
Take the G off, or pains ganna grow.
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Late night, come home,
G's stuck, Oh no!
Should have worn other underwear
Cause now I've got it stuck up there

Look like a hoe, wedge will not go,
Take the G off, or pain's ganna grow
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Look like a hoe, wedge will not go
Take the G off, or pain's ganna grow.
Keep your butt still, or hurt more it will
Pull it out now, It's ganna kill

Look like a hoe, wedge will not go (na na na na na na na na na na)
Take the G off, or pain's ganna grow (na na na na na na na na na na)
Keep your butt still, or hurt more it will (na na na na na na na na na na)
Pull it out now, pull it out now (na na na na na na na na na na)
It's ganna kill

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Joelle - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaha!
Johnny - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
...or hurt more it will? I didn't know Yoda wore a G-String. Very very funny! Great job!
~Lost~ - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate G strings sluts! lol nice song!
kitty - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! i hate them too
$ebba - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
hey nice song, very funny

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