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Song Parodies -> "It's Janet's Half Bust"

Original Song Title:

"A Matter of Trust"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Janet's Half Bust"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Bust, boob - bust, boob, wheee! more!

Football tradition's stabbed in the heart
The Superbowl was relegated to play a bit part
Not content with Kylie's rear end
Timberlake's big hands were at it again
Hope it's NFL lesson learned
That half-time breaks should be for toilet and food that is yearned
Caused CBS a big fuss
'Cus the public's seeing Janet's half bust

Lord knows, that Jan's an unstable girl
It seems insane that she would show half her mums to the world
I saw it all on the tube
Known hereafter as the 'moment of boob'
Choked hard - spat out my lemonade
"Wardrobe malfunction" said young Justin, when nip was displayed
The folks phoned in with disgust
They saw Janet's half bust

Justin closed the distance
At Janet's insistence
"Mistake, it fell out"
Even God is harboring doubts

As I settled down with my Sub
She was shakin', she was teasin'
Then showed us her nub
I didn't see nipple ring
Just some funny looking starry-shaped thing
My fear of spiders played in my mind
Now I get queasy if I see my wife's bra on the line
And I might use words like robust
Just when I ever describe Janet's half bust

I'd say they're a pair of
Pinheads unaware of
Telling right from wrong
Why don't Justin just whip out his dong?

Enough? Too bad, here's more vitriol
Stampeding cattle are the media all out of control
Softly I heave sigh after sigh
Wish she's baring 'em both two at a time
This stuff is just a rude cunning stunt
Inside my brain it's caught on cam'-ra just like Allen Funt
The whole thing's left me nonplussed
Superbrabowl featured Janet's half bust!

We saw Janet's half bust
It's thrilling seeing Janet's half bust
We saw Janet's half bust
Hyperventilate o'er Janet's half bust

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   5

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Syncronos - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahaha!!!! You guys are nuts! Hey Rice...we should do Janet boob parodies too!! You guys are firggin AWESOME!!
MarthaDTox - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny
Jeff Reuben - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny, and yes, I did vote (1 vote, 2 comments before me means someone slipped!)
MIchael Pacholek - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I busted out laughing at those two. And I mean Merry & Pip, not Janet and that N'Stink twerp. You know, Justin, Fred, that Louisiana Loser she married... Either Britney's starting to look better by comparison, or maybe she should just take that Madonna kiss as a sign and just head to Massachusetts and get switch-hitched. (I could've used another word here, but changed my mind.)
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, I'm embarrassed to admit I can't get the tune in my head. (My last Billy Joel album was the stranger.) Anyway, it's raining here in NYC tonight and I'm broke, so I'm going to listen to the original and then come back and do a re-read. In the meantime, I voted all 5s because, as always, it was terribly well-written and there are just some great lines in there (again, as always).
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, this was damn funny.
mandamoo - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha ! Absolutely BRILLIANT ! ' This stuff is just a rude cunning stunt Inside my brain itís caught on camí-ra just like Allen Funt ' Outstanding !!!
John Jenkins - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody - excellent job of matching the rhymes to the original.
Mare Garrel - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Okay, I love this song anyway, but that was flipping hysterical there. Excellent work!

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