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Song Parodies -> "Playing With Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing With Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Playing With Myself"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I keep imagining some innocent, naive child star (like a very young Michael Jackson) being tricked by his manager into recording this without knowing what the lyrics really mean.
In the outhouse at the park
Or in my bedroom after dark
I'm the one and only
But I don't get lonely
'Cause I'm playing with myself

When my Nintendo starts to die
I've got my own game I can try
No batteries needed for my entertainment
'Cause I'm playing with myself, oh oh oh

Playing with myself, oh oh oh
Playing with myself
Well it's something so fun
Especially when I'm done, well
Playing with myself

If I do it when I'm at school
Then it'd be against the rule
I don't need no fidget spinner this time
I'm just playing with myself

No I don't need no toys
Like the other girls and boys
It'd be fun today to ask the world to play
But I'm playing with myself, oh oh oh

Playing with myself, oh oh oh
Playing with myself
Well it's something so fun
To shoot my own BB gun, well
Playing with myself

When I do it while I'm at school
I know I'm breaking all the rules
I don't need no dumb Pokémon Go
'Cause I'm playing with myself

No I don't need no toys
Like the other girls and boys
It'd be fun today to ask the world to play
But I'm playing with myself, oh oh oh

Playing with myself, etc.

No rope to jump
So I'll pump
And I'll pump, pump, pump, pump, pump pump pump PUMP!

Playing with myself
Similar things have happened in the past: the most famous song by the Irish girl group B*Witched is very dirty, but neither the band themselves or many of their fans realized this at the time.

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