-> "Prom Assistants"
Original Song Title:
"From a Distance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Prom Assistants"
The Lyrics
Prom Assistants
Prom assistants already on the scene
When I came that special night
Non-existent, the hope to be obscene
Like an eagle, they had sight
Prom assistants causing alarm in me
As they focused on my hands
There's no hope to grope. Forget get a piece
They're a curse on every man
Prom assistants kept saying, "That's enough!"
They are an evil breed
And there was no rum, no bongs, "No dirty dancing please!"
None of the things we need
Prom assistants, the human excrement
Searched the members of the band
Seeking booze and dope. Any found were seized
They're a curse on every man
They are watching us, they are watching us
God, they're watching us..prom assistants
Prom assistants. It looks like the end
Of any thrill we'd had in store
Non-existent, the chance at my prom friend
No foreplay on the floor
Prom assistants causing alarm in me
As they focused on my hands
There's no hope to grope. Forget get a piece
They're a curse on every man
There's no hope to grope. Forget get a piece
They're a curse on every man
They are watching us, they are watching us
God, they're watching us, prom assistants
Oh, God they're watching us, they are watching
They are watching us..
Prom assistants
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