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Song Parodies -> "Geordie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Howay, man - i'm from Sunderland
you are bored upon myself nowt
when i were from Tyneside
i had to move out of my house from Sunderland
right now

6am on a football Saturday
I tune into Soccer AM on Sky+
wishing all the Geordies go to Alabama
here i am to tell me by, these days
Bloody hell, have you seen the Sunderland teams
haven't got to play Tinie Tempah
but they sure play a mean pinball

I'm a Geordie and don't you know that
But this is all i freaking have to say now
I'm a Geordie and don't you know that

Reading all the football results on Sky+
Sunderland beat 1 nil and Tyneside didn't
they're saying that you've won the Premiership
coffee's hot and i am slower

Did you see that
that was Cantona kicking off
now that was so long ago now
But we're bored of the teams and goals

I'm a Geordie and dont you know that
Hoping Sunderland have won against Everton
I'm a Geordie and don't you know that

As weeks went by, they shouted out 'Boo hoo'
to Everton
as they became the face of my nightmares
I broke 'em, and they broke me
cos i was bovvered to watch Hollyoaks on Channel 4
this was that

Petrol stinks like bollocks
holding onto the site right now
and i am hot, and i am Christmas
and we are the champions on ITV2

I'm a Geordie and don't you know that
weekends have become so naturally normal
I'm a Geordie and don't you know that

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