Song Parodies -> American Nazi Party
| Original Song Title: | "Army" |
| Original Performer: | Ben Folds Five |
| Parody Song Title: | "American Nazi Party" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
I appoligize to MasonR for being ignorant in terms of knowledge about the Jews, and the entire subject. This is not in any way, shape, or form my ideas or feelings, I loathe the Nazis and I feel like they are the scum of the Universe, so I decided to mock them (For the Obscure Political Parodies competition). And while I'm at it I also appoligize to Mel Brooks, Bill Nye The Science Guy, and Adam Sandler if you happen to read this no offense guys it's just that you're Jewish and a good name drop.
Well, I wanna be a Nazi
Cause I’d like to kill some guys
Then I thought, “Ah, crap! I’m not from Germany”
So I’m stuck to slaying some flies
I got the paper
And soon I was so glad
Americans
Had formed a Nazi Party
I moved out and joined them men instead
Hitler mustache, and a helmet
I wore to lead our grand triad
Killing those of Jewish religion
Playing: “Hey! Catch the grenade”
If you’re psycho join our army
We plan to make Mel Brooks maimed
And then Bill Nye The Science Guy
And a few who can’t be named
Oh…
Been killing the Jews today
Been hitting the booze today
Oh…
We soon will see Hell’s flames
Oh…
But those Nazis get deutsch babes
Oh…
Since I don’t got no passing grades
“Third Reich!”
(Solo)
While out there we’re all goose-steppin’
We won’t make it into Heaven
Since Hitler has our affection
(He gives me a hard erection!)
While the Jews they all despise me
But the Nazis they baptized me
And this don’t at all surprise me
I’ll shoot Adam Sandler (See there’s some appeal)
American Nazi Party
American Nazi Party
American Nazi Party
Can’t do without… the Nazis…
Cause I’d like to kill some guys
Then I thought, “Ah, crap! I’m not from Germany”
So I’m stuck to slaying some flies
I got the paper
And soon I was so glad
Americans
Had formed a Nazi Party
I moved out and joined them men instead
Hitler mustache, and a helmet
I wore to lead our grand triad
Killing those of Jewish religion
Playing: “Hey! Catch the grenade”
If you’re psycho join our army
We plan to make Mel Brooks maimed
And then Bill Nye The Science Guy
And a few who can’t be named
Oh…
Been killing the Jews today
Been hitting the booze today
Oh…
We soon will see Hell’s flames
Oh…
But those Nazis get deutsch babes
Oh…
Since I don’t got no passing grades
“Third Reich!”
(Solo)
While out there we’re all goose-steppin’
We won’t make it into Heaven
Since Hitler has our affection
(He gives me a hard erection!)
While the Jews they all despise me
But the Nazis they baptized me
And this don’t at all surprise me
I’ll shoot Adam Sandler (See there’s some appeal)
American Nazi Party
American Nazi Party
American Nazi Party
Can’t do without… the Nazis…
Thank you to Agrimorfee, MasonR, Ethan, Dylan, Max, Kristof, Rex, and Guy who all pretty much told me good idea, but fix the friggen thing already. So I did... Hope this is much more clear, and less offensive.
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Matt - I see you have revised this beast. Yesterday after I commented on this I went back to see what else may have been posted and the 404 wizard spun me directly onto one of my own 404 parodies. Anyway better luck with this one - the fact that ChuckyG let this on says it should stay. Comments should be interesting to say the least.
My " Jets " parody may have offended more than this since it have already garnered five 1s so far.
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