Song Parodies -> Booty's Unreleased
| Original Song Title: | "Beauty and the Beast" |
| Original Performer: | Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Booty's Unreleased" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
Have you ever had one those dates who just couldn't let go?
"I had a great time,
Why don't you call me?"
At the evening's end
Messages he'd send
Oh so brazenly
I thought we'd exchange
Spit, so my lips creased
No kiss he'd prepared
Grabbed my derriere
Booty's unreleased
He whispered my name
I opened my eyes
Standing at the door
Knew he wanted more
Than, "Have a nice night."
First, I didn't mind
Tall, handsome and strong
But then it got strange
Grazed that open range
Six ho-urs too long
Held on 'til the sun
Came up in the east
"Dude, I think that's mine,
Please let go--that's fine."
Booty's been released
Can't forget the time
'Til morning bells chimed
Booty's unreleased
Why don't you call me?"
At the evening's end
Messages he'd send
Oh so brazenly
I thought we'd exchange
Spit, so my lips creased
No kiss he'd prepared
Grabbed my derriere
Booty's unreleased
He whispered my name
I opened my eyes
Standing at the door
Knew he wanted more
Than, "Have a nice night."
First, I didn't mind
Tall, handsome and strong
But then it got strange
Grazed that open range
Six ho-urs too long
Held on 'til the sun
Came up in the east
"Dude, I think that's mine,
Please let go--that's fine."
Booty's been released
Can't forget the time
'Til morning bells chimed
Booty's unreleased
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The answer to your pre-parody question, babe, is..."Uh...I wish!!". This was gropetastic! 555
:-) 555
...and those darn things are so hard to corral again once they've been released....funny one...5s
(chuckles) good one 555
Damn, who gave this parody a triple one vote? This parody was NOT off-paced, and it certainly deserves a five in the other categories.
that probably came from Lurch....oops...Lurker again
You have no idea how hard it is to type with a broken hand... including FIVE broken fingers...
Kristof...ah ha...I'll keep that in mind...thanks!
Rick...=) right back at you! Thanks!
Alvin...you know, you do have a point. It should be flattering that it was one of those "hold on to a good thing" things...I guess. =)
Carol...thanks! Glad to make you chuckle...
FUWTOV...you know, I haven't had a visit from a ones guy for a long time...I thought I'd finally won them over...but I guess I was due. It's okay...I'm pretty sure it just means he has a crush on me...; ) Thanks for your indignation, though...=) I appreciate it...
Carol...not familiar with Lurker...hmmm. Oh well...even so, he probably has a crush on me...
Michael...hee! Don't be silly...I'm not strong enough to break your hand...; ) You'd definitely get a pride demolishing pout, though...; ) Thanks, sweetheart.
Rick...=) right back at you! Thanks!
Alvin...you know, you do have a point. It should be flattering that it was one of those "hold on to a good thing" things...I guess. =)
Carol...thanks! Glad to make you chuckle...
FUWTOV...you know, I haven't had a visit from a ones guy for a long time...I thought I'd finally won them over...but I guess I was due. It's okay...I'm pretty sure it just means he has a crush on me...; ) Thanks for your indignation, though...=) I appreciate it...
Carol...not familiar with Lurker...hmmm. Oh well...even so, he probably has a crush on me...
Michael...hee! Don't be silly...I'm not strong enough to break your hand...; ) You'd definitely get a pride demolishing pout, though...; ) Thanks, sweetheart.
Maybe that's why I can't keep a date... Thanks for the lesson.
Grazed that open range 6 hours too long? 2 hours is plenty enough =) Funny one Arwen.
hard to be funnier than the title - but you did it, and I sympathise - it can seem a long time waiting for the sun to come up in the east -555
Hours? You mean minutes, right? Hilarious stuff, Arwen.
I'd wike to bwast that twiple one voter...some people don't desoive to opowate a computah. hehehehehe
Matthias...see, as long as you learn from the experience, there really are no mistakes...; ) Thanks!
Red Ant...and see, I would agree with you. After the first couple of hours, body parts start falling asleep...and no good can come of that...
Stuart...thanks a bunch. I really DO try to think of clever titles...and sometimes it works out. Glad to know that the parody lived up to this one...
Luke...six MINUTES too long? Good hell...what kind of an idiot would complain about six minutes? And really...how much less funny would that have been? ; ) Thanks!
Mr. Fudd...thanks a bunch, sir. It's good to know I've got such an attractive hunter on my side. I dig attractive hunters...in case you were wondering...; ) Thanks!
Red Ant...and see, I would agree with you. After the first couple of hours, body parts start falling asleep...and no good can come of that...
Stuart...thanks a bunch. I really DO try to think of clever titles...and sometimes it works out. Glad to know that the parody lived up to this one...
Luke...six MINUTES too long? Good hell...what kind of an idiot would complain about six minutes? And really...how much less funny would that have been? ; ) Thanks!
Mr. Fudd...thanks a bunch, sir. It's good to know I've got such an attractive hunter on my side. I dig attractive hunters...in case you were wondering...; ) Thanks!
All that time wasted on foreplay...
Yep, I'm rolling my eyes...
I can't believe I missed this one before! I laughed my booty off!
Thanks, Ashkicker! =)
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