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Song Parodies -> "Booty's Unreleased"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Parody Song Title:

"Booty's Unreleased"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Have you ever had one those dates who just couldn't let go?
"I had a great time,
Why don't you call me?"
At the evening's end
Messages he'd send
Oh so brazenly

I thought we'd exchange
Spit, so my lips creased
No kiss he'd prepared
Grabbed my derriere
Booty's unreleased

He whispered my name
I opened my eyes
Standing at the door
Knew he wanted more
Than, "Have a nice night."

First, I didn't mind
Tall, handsome and strong
But then it got strange
Grazed that open range
Six ho-urs too long

Held on 'til the sun
Came up in the east
"Dude, I think that's mine,
Please let go--that's fine."
Booty's been released

Can't forget the time
'Til morning bells chimed
Booty's unreleased

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Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
The answer to your pre-parody question, babe, is..."Uh...I wish!!". This was gropetastic! 555
Rick C - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) 555
alvin rhodes - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
...and those darn things are so hard to corral again once they've been released....funny one...5s
carol - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(chuckles) good one 555
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, who gave this parody a triple one vote? This parody was NOT off-paced, and it certainly deserves a five in the other categories.
carol - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
that probably came from Lurch....oops...Lurker again
Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You have no idea how hard it is to type with a broken hand... including FIVE broken fingers...
Arwen - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof...ah ha...I'll keep that in mind...thanks!

Rick...=) right back at you! Thanks!

Alvin...you know, you do have a point. It should be flattering that it was one of those "hold on to a good thing" things...I guess. =)

Carol...thanks! Glad to make you chuckle...

FUWTOV...you know, I haven't had a visit from a ones guy for a long time...I thought I'd finally won them over...but I guess I was due. It's okay...I'm pretty sure it just means he has a crush on me...; ) Thanks for your indignation, though...=) I appreciate it...

Carol...not familiar with Lurker...hmmm. Oh well...even so, he probably has a crush on me...

Michael...hee! Don't be silly...I'm not strong enough to break your hand...; ) You'd definitely get a pride demolishing pout, though...; ) Thanks, sweetheart.
Matthias - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe that's why I can't keep a date... Thanks for the lesson.
Red Ant - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Grazed that open range 6 hours too long? 2 hours is plenty enough =) Funny one Arwen.
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
hard to be funnier than the title - but you did it, and I sympathise - it can seem a long time waiting for the sun to come up in the east -555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hours? You mean minutes, right? Hilarious stuff, Arwen.
Elmer Fudd - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd wike to bwast that twiple one voter...some people don't desoive to opowate a computah. hehehehehe
Arwen - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Matthias...see, as long as you learn from the experience, there really are no mistakes...; ) Thanks!

Red Ant...and see, I would agree with you. After the first couple of hours, body parts start falling asleep...and no good can come of that...

Stuart...thanks a bunch. I really DO try to think of clever titles...and sometimes it works out. Glad to know that the parody lived up to this one...

Luke...six MINUTES too long? Good hell...what kind of an idiot would complain about six minutes? And really...how much less funny would that have been? ; ) Thanks!

Mr. Fudd...thanks a bunch, sir. It's good to know I've got such an attractive hunter on my side. I dig attractive hunters...in case you were wondering...; ) Thanks!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
All that time wasted on foreplay...
Arwen - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, I'm rolling my eyes...
Ashkicksass - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this one before! I laughed my booty off!
Arwen - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ashkicker! =)

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