"Ma chere, Arwen you're swell. It is with deepest pride,
and greatest pleasure that I honor you today.
And now I invite you to relax, so just pull up a chair
as the monkey room proudly presents .....

YOUR TRIBUTE!

She's the best - she's the best
Can not argue, no contest
Spills a drink into your lap (sorry!)
Oh darn! she made a mess
Cute for sure - Hot? of course!
Why, you heard it from this source
Think I'm kidding - or suspicious?
In a word she's FABulicious!
She can sing - she can dance
Will she fall down? there's no chance!
It's becoming clear she's really really blessed
Still not convinced she's got moves?
Well hold on and I'll prove
She's the best
She's the best
She's the best!


Want the proof? Well, okay
Her taste in music is so great
Maiden fair, without a care
No ordinary elf I'd say!
On the throne (the big chair!)
And Vin Diesel's always there
Sometimes moody, not complaining
'cause in Arwenland she's reigning
She tell jokes - funny quips
And we laugh or we'll get whipped!

Do you see her perfect grace
Well, no not yet?!
Pull your head from your ass!
She got wit, charm and class
'cause she's the best
I profess
She's a 'model' of success
She's the best! She's the best! She's the best!

Life is so darned scary
For this servant oh so hairy
Such a task, full-body wax - I'm Chewbacca!
ahhh, still I remain so very usefull
Flattery has gotten me this far
One year I've admired
This woman that all desire
As with every guy, that chance is but a dream
Most days I mop the floors in her castle
In comes our high lady
A wet floor *slip* whoopsiedaisy!

I assess this noblesse
She is fine (but not impressed!)
Off the floor in comes the scorn
I am not worthy I confess!
From the rack - she spared me
Hallelujah! praise the Queen
Finished mopping, she goes rooming
With Vin Diesel love is blooming
She get warm - piping hot!
With a man and me it's not
That's fine with me she is happy and content

Now do you see the truth
Are or you that obtuse?
She is a 10!
Perfect 10!
She's Arwen
Queen Arwen!

She's the best - she's the best
Her command is no request
Lots of cheers
For the outgoing hottie here
This spoof's in jest
Winding down - hope it pleased
I must say before I leave
Queen of hearts is in Wyoming
And she always keeps us going

Laugh by laugh - song by song
And our elf can do no wrong
Are you hearing what I speak? - resounding "YES!"
So the proof's conclusive
Answer's not elusive
She's the best!
She's the best!
She's the best!

She's Queen Arwen!