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Song Parodies -> "Queen Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Queen Arwen"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

"Ma chere, Arwen you're swell. It is with deepest pride,
and greatest pleasure that I honor you today.
And now I invite you to relax, so just pull up a chair
as the monkey room proudly presents .....


She's the best - she's the best
Can not argue, no contest
Spills a drink into your lap (sorry!)
Oh darn! she made a mess
Cute for sure - Hot? of course!
Why, you heard it from this source
Think I'm kidding - or suspicious?
In a word she's FABulicious!
She can sing - she can dance
Will she fall down? there's no chance!
It's becoming clear she's really really blessed
Still not convinced she's got moves?
Well hold on and I'll prove
She's the best
She's the best
She's the best!

Want the proof? Well, okay
Her taste in music is so great
Maiden fair, without a care
No ordinary elf I'd say!
On the throne (the big chair!)
And Vin Diesel's always there
Sometimes moody, not complaining
'cause in Arwenland she's reigning
She tell jokes - funny quips
And we laugh or we'll get whipped!

Do you see her perfect grace
Well, no not yet?!
Pull your head from your ass!
She got wit, charm and class
'cause she's the best
I profess
She's a 'model' of success
She's the best! She's the best! She's the best!

Life is so darned scary
For this servant oh so hairy
Such a task, full-body wax - I'm Chewbacca!
ahhh, still I remain so very usefull
Flattery has gotten me this far
One year I've admired
This woman that all desire
As with every guy, that chance is but a dream
Most days I mop the floors in her castle
In comes our high lady
A wet floor *slip* whoopsiedaisy!

I assess this noblesse
She is fine (but not impressed!)
Off the floor in comes the scorn
I am not worthy I confess!
From the rack - she spared me
Hallelujah! praise the Queen
Finished mopping, she goes rooming
With Vin Diesel love is blooming
She get warm - piping hot!
With a man and me it's not
That's fine with me she is happy and content

Now do you see the truth
Are or you that obtuse?
She is a 10!
Perfect 10!
She's Arwen
Queen Arwen!

She's the best - she's the best
Her command is no request
Lots of cheers
For the outgoing hottie here
This spoof's in jest
Winding down - hope it pleased
I must say before I leave
Queen of hearts is in Wyoming
And she always keeps us going

Laugh by laugh - song by song
And our elf can do no wrong
Are you hearing what I speak? - resounding "YES!"
So the proof's conclusive
Answer's not elusive
She's the best!
She's the best!
She's the best!

She's Queen Arwen!
copyright 2006+ Hmm... I wonder?

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Phil Alexander - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, Jack :-)
Stuart McArthur - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
this isn't Spaff? (and that's a compliment of course)

if it's you Red, bravo - very high fives - and a second read does suggest it's you - out yourself! - 555
Agrimorfee - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody's got a thing for somebody here methinks. 555
Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Queen? You mean our little Princess got promoted? Or maybe she just conquered herself some new territory and imposed her delectable will on them... Of course, when the people find out she's carrying on pseudo-affairs with several of us Amirighters... but Catherine the Great was never toppled, and, besides, I think Arwen's magic will hold back the peasants with pitchforks. "But, Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting!"
alvin rhodes - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
long live the queen
Stephen Harrington - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, very good.
Arwen - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well if this isn't the most FABULICIOUS (yes, that's my new favorite word) thing I have seen all day, then I don't know what is. It has to be said that the only thing I've seen all day has been the lonely Wyoming interstate...(damn those stupid business trips)...but none the less, this is FAN-freaking-TASTIC!

I am BEYOND flattered that it was even written...but I'm especially tickled by all the extra personal bet your ass I'm sometimes moody...and any time Mr. Diesel makes an appearance, you know I'm going to be happy! And for the record...

"A wet floor *slip* whoopsiedaisy!"

...was my VERY favorite line...both for the use of the word "whoopsiedaisy," and for the mental image it provided.

Thank you thank you thank you! I love Love LOVE it!! I cannot say how much...=)
Kat - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute, to say the least
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hail to the parody, 5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
From Midgard I join the hails...
Johnny D - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) She was and is and ever shall be our beloved Queen Of AmiRight! 555 jewels for her crown!
Matthias - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Yet another tribute to our reigning Princess, and she deserves all the attention she can get, before she pouts
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) see above...
Michael McVey - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This tribute must have felt great to the person it was about!---MM
Johnny D - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias -- no, no, NO, my good man!! You've got THAT all turned-around! It's WHEN she pouts that we, her loyal subjects, must SCRAPE and GROVEL and BEG for more ... More ... MORE !!!!!!!! ;-D
Cat - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah...we all love our Arwen, don't we? Great job.
tomario - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
a wonderful parody of one of "those" songs arwen must be job 555
Mikey Squirrel - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very well done, Red Ant. Up to now I thought the best parody for this Disney-fied classic was Mr. Burns rendition with "See My Vest". This version definetly takes the crown. Or should I say, Arwen takes the crown! This must be a wonderful ego boost to our lovely Queen Arwen. 555
Stuart McArthur - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Q) yes, this is even better on a re-reading Jack - a perfect addition to the BOG canon and some great lines and rhymes

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