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Song Parodies -> "Eat Like a Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Free as a Bird"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Eat Like a Bird"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
Eat like a bird
It's no wonder you're so thin
Eating like a bird
Home homemade pie
It is just the thing you need
Cause it's fattening

Whatever happened to
The appetite we knew?
You're becoming anorexic
How can we make you eat?
You haven't touched your meat
It always makes me sad to see you

Eat like a bird
Gonna be like Karen Carpenter
Eating like a bird
Home home cooked fries
What can I make that will feed you?
You're a scrawny thing

Whatever happened to
The fat kid we once knew?
It always makes me sad to waste food....

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