-> "If I Had to Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had a Million Dollars"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Had to Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars"
The Lyrics
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
I'd start with the Senate and the House
(Both parties I would out, without no doubt)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
I'd evict the President from The White House
( Downgrade him to a condo in D.C.)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
I'd make our Government
( Libel for all our money they spent)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars, there's more I can think of
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
I'd make all the Fat Cats lose wallet weight
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
Too long they have been allowed to skate
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
Maybe we could just turn D.C. into another Disneyland
You know, just add a couple of rides
Like Buzz Lightyear's Deficit Ride
And call it " To Infinity and Beyond"
Or we can give The Capital a real name
Like " Pirates Who Keep Disagreeing"
And we can have two "Dumbo" rides
One with Elephants and one with Donkeys
That will work
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
I'd make the politicians get real jobs
(Yeah real jobs, that would be cool)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
I'd make everyone live on the internet
( Yep, their on there 24/7 anyway)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
That would cut back on all the gas
( Especially from people eating burritos)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars, there's more I can think of
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
I would tax everyone by weight
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
That would make the U.S. get back into shape
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
That way we will all get thinner
Then we'd feel like winners
Of course we would, we'd just eat right
And then we will live longer increasing the World population
That's right, until the Earth explodes under the massive tonnage
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
Wait, maybe I've gone too far
( Yeah, you've gone too far. That's cruel)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
There's no good place we can start
( The World is so so in a funkel)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
( Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars)
Start over again with Adam and Eve
( Instead of a snake it can be a monkey)
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
There's nothing I can think of
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars, If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars, If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
If I had to cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars
It's a bitch
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